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Archive of first Incel Humor Thread:
https://web.archive.org/web/20231121161437/https://leftychan.net/R9K/res/131.html
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 No.5970

>>5948
It's a tik tok trend. Women on tik tok have been saying that of given the choice between being alone with a wild bear or s strange man they'd prefer the best because statically it's safer to be with a bear.
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 No.5974

*It's a tik tok trend. Women on tik tok have been saying that if given the choice between being alone with a wild bear or a strange man they'd prefer the bear because statically it's safer to be with a bear.
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 No.5997

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 No.6002

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 No.6016

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 No.6048

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 No.6049

>>6016
file name got me
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 No.6054

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 No.6056

>>6054
>2nd pic
They can't keep getting away with it!!
What is the point of Bumble if they remove the only thing that makes their service different??
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 No.6060

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>>5833
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 No.6061

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>>6060
>>5997
>>5848
>>5833
>>5769
>>5669
You wouldnt happen to have seen any negroes posting on here, would you anon?
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 No.6062

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 No.6063

>>6062
This article is garbage. "What about muh surrogate mothers, muh sperm donations and muh adoption?" Obscurantism and faggotry. Do I need to explain that if someone is called the father, they expect it to be their sperm that created the child? Those examples are exceptions. "Muh olden times!" Well we had child brides back in the day, so? "It was socialized and not genetic/physical." Perhaps it's because their science-mas wasn't up-to-date? This is bourgeois feminist Great Reset propaganda, trying to trick the man into 'stepping up' as to not destabilize society and continue creating a labor force/canon fodder for wars. But I may as well call myself a professional basketball player just because that's how I feel. And This person is a professor? They get paid for this dribble? Intelligentsia, more like dog shit. Garbage, garbage, garbage!
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 No.6065

>>6063
Why are incels getting mad at this stuff? You are not getting laid anyway. In fact if your mom would have a good sense to cheat with chad to acquire some good genes, you wouldnt even be an incel. There is nothing to be gained by white knighting for normie men.
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 No.6068

>>6065
shut up uygha
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 No.6069

>>6065
house slave uncle tom
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 No.6083

>>6062
This is why men should appreciate singlehood.
Both liberals and conservtiaves see men as test subjects for their dumb morality theses.
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 No.6084

>>6054
Tbh I think marriage shoukd require mandatory preliminary training in youth. If you choose to forgo it in school, you opt out of marriage training in sexondary school, you opt out of having official marriage.

>>5856
that harem looks delectable.
I would breed them all.


>>6060
Tbh most "strong and independent" women are looked down upon for having kids or not being feminine.
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 No.6086

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>>6065
Why do you think someone has be be having sex to get cuckolded into raising Chad's spawn?
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 No.6087

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>>6054
>1st pic
NO FUKCIGN WAY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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 No.6090

>>6065
Chad genes don't guarantee good looks, genetic recombination exists.
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 No.6091

>>6090
Especially when Chad fucks anything that moves and complete ghouls birth his kids.
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 No.6092

>>6065
>You are not getting laid anyway.
We don't want to be cuckolds. I'm not sure why you think not having sex keeps you from being a cuckold especially when a prerequisite is not having sex.
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 No.6094

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Just be white
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 No.6110

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rate his spread
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 No.6111

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 No.6132

>>6094
Don't divide incels based on race. It's counterproductive. There are plenty of white incels.
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 No.6164

>>6063
>This is bourgeois feminist Great Reset propaganda, trying to trick the man into 'stepping up' as to not destabilize society and continue creating a labor force/canon fodder for wars.
I keep telling you faggots that muh whamen are the biggest upholders of the bourgeois status quo.

Retarded leftoids projected (as always) their rebelliousness against feudalism onto capitalism. When those bitches are perfectly okay with enjoying capitalism at home while men are sent to their death. They even enjoy all the pity when their fathers/brothers die!

KILL ALL W*MEN! BEHEAD ALL W*MEN! I WILL BE SATISFIED WITH NOTHING LESS!
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 No.6169

>>6168
why have i seen this carpet before?
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 No.6173

>>6168
bruh

why are these women so challenged by doing the fucking laundry
it literally takes no extra effort to throw clothes in a basket instead of all over the floor
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 No.6178

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HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY
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 No.6201

>>6200
mr breast
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 No.6206

>>6200
Wrong. Being handsome and famous is what bitches on your dick.


Ugly famous dudes are just novelty devices.
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 No.6208

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 No.6209

>>6208
Artificial fertilisation
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 No.6211

>>6208
>>6210
Why are there two sharks?
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 No.6212

>>6206
The attraction is not genuine but, they will still be on an average/ugly celeb's dick because of status.
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 No.6278

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>>6276
They lit her up in the comment section.
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 No.6304

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 No.6305

>>6304
thanks i really appreciate it
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 No.6311

>>6276
25 dating five years younger is npw consodered predatory?


Millennials amd Zoomers have really become too age sensitive.
Millennials will become even worse age-chauvinists than boomers.
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 No.6394

>>6110
>gib more money to church for being church
>as a consequence, fight with shovels against some invaders' artillery
>die
Good. r*ϟhitϟ had to learn this lesson in their r*ϟϟo-nipponian war too, look how that turned out.
Funniest shit is the fact that nippons were shitting their pants over war continuing its course every single day since japan had to take fucktons of loans for even waging it in the 1st place. The only fucking thing r*ϟpigϟ had to do to win is to just throw another billion of retarded pogromian serfs @ the pathetic slanty-eyed & weak barbarians but even in this grorious tradition of theirs they've managed to royally fuck up KEK. Maybe Engels was onto something with this dialectical materialism of his?

>>6276
>age gap, cunt youth wasted, red flags, muhcunt muhcunt muhcunt muhcunt muh-
Yes faggot, cunts fucking hate you for not being chad, SO? Stop fucking caring about these holes you tard.
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 No.6395

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>>6110
>gib more money to church for being church
>as a consequence, fight with shovels against some invaders' artillery
>die
Good. r*ϟhitϟ had to learn this lesson in their r*ϟϟo-nipponian war too, look how that turned out.
Funniest shit is the fact that nippons were shitting their pants over war continuing its course every single day since japan had to take fucktons of loans for even waging it in the 1st place. The only fucking thing r*ϟpigϟ had to do to win is to just throw another billion of retarded pogromian serfs @ the pathetic slanty-eyed & weak barbarians but even in this grorious tradition of theirs they've managed to royally fuck up KEK. Maybe Engels was onto something with this dialectical materialism of his?

>>6276
>age gap, cunt youth wasted, red flags, muhcunt muhcunt muhcunt muhcunt muh-
Yes faggot, cunts fucking hate you for not being chad, SO? Stop fucking caring about these holes you tard?
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 No.6497

uyghas talking about fin. i'm finna beat yo ass. got emm
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 No.6503

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 No.6514

>>6503
>frist image
That comeback doesn't really work anymore now that most hardline misandrists are TERFs, who are the most vocal group about the restroom thing.

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