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 No.4391[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Archive of first Incel Humor Thread:
https://web.archive.org/web/20231121161437/https://leftychan.net/R9K/res/131.html
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 No.13138

>>12494
Wow, actual creep post.
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 No.13140

>>13045
IDK. From what I see, the majority of human dysfunction comes from family affairs.

If anything, we are seeing things breaking more from disaffected spouses and estranged children.

Everyone thinks they want to have a spouse and offspring but when they get those things, they will whine, bitch, and moan about how kids are "ungrateful little shits mooching off of goodwill."
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 No.13141

>>13140
I disagree, because socialism will be the panacea.
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 No.13143

>>13141
What does "socialism is the new panacea" mean?
I've been seeing this phrase pop up alot lately.
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 No.13144

>>13143
A panacea is a single solution or remedy that is claimed or believed to solve all problems or cure all diseases.

Socialism will solve it all because it's socialism.

#optimistic_revolutionary

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 No.8759[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

State-issued girlfriend program thread


Alternate titles for this program/policy/initiative/plan:
state-assigned
state-issued
state-mandated
state-appointed
state-ordered
state-mediated
state-arranged

government-assigned
government-issued
government-mandated
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>>13087
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 No.13125

>>13087
Would shag both the transhet female and the fat cishet female
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 No.13126

>>13125
At the same time?
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 No.13127

>>13126
Yea why not
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 No.13142

>>13071
Why is r/incels and r/braincels banned while what is basically a femcel subreddit is still up?

>>13108
What happens every day?

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 No.604[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Whatcha' eatin'
Whatcha' watchin'
Whatcha' playin'
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 No.12713

>Whatcha' eatin'
Bratwurst
>Whatcha' watchin'
Terminator 2 in a theater
>Whatcha' playin'
Nothing
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 No.12924

>Whatcha' eatin'
Cane's
>Whatcha' watchin'
The Alien from LA
>Whatcha' playin'
Switch Witch
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 No.13053

>Whatcha' eatin'
Spaghetti
>Whatcha' watchin'
Horrible 42 11 Hours of Late Night Creepy TV Shows and Commercials
>Whatcha' playin'
Nothing
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 No.13054

>Whatcha' eatin'
flame broiled drumsticks, potato and jalapeno cooked with oak and a salad
>Whatcha' watchin'
vidrel
>Whatcha' playin'
guitar
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 No.13139

>Whatcha' eatin'
Spaghetti
>Whatcha' watchin'
Live play, something about a Ukrainian thug, can't remember the name.
>Whatcha' playin'
Driving Rogue

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 No.12502[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

This is how unhinged feminism and western foids have become. They're trying to blame the murder of a child by her mother on the patriarchy.
Feminism and pandering to women in the west has become so extreme that millions of women will openly defend the slaughter of an innocent child.
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 No.13132

>>13130
Don't incels joke about going ER? Why can't women have edgy jokes too?
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 No.13134

>>13131
> usa foid kills kids
> usa foid leads to copycat killings
> hypothetical innocence sets precedent
> drives more child killings
> imperialist nation deprived of a future generation of PMCs, lumpens, and radlibs
> accelerates US decline
gloriously effective psyop campaign
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 No.13137

>>13135
based, feminist death cults ought to start doing their part.

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 No.10502[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Incel News Thread I https://archive.is/TqRsc
Incel News Thread II
https://archive.is/mzesK
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 No.13115

>TL;DW If you live with your girlfriend long enough you'll have to give half your assets to her and potentially pay alimony just like as if you were married.
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 No.13117

https://www.cnn.com/2026/09/15/politics/kash-patel-hiring-bestiality
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 No.13118

>>13117
>he said the change was intended to protect trafficking victims coerced into sexual acts with animals
Why does the Left continuously try to mispaint MAGA?
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 No.13120

>>13118
That would just be plain old rape. You don't need a special exemption for a particular type of rape.
He's just trying to get other members of his caste into the FBI and a lot of them are from rural areas where animal fucking is more common.
Dumbass libs are laughing about it as though Kash himself is a goat fucker when the truth is far more insidious.  
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 No.13121

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>>13118
>muttstapo is getting enpoofecated
Surely it's not a historic law or anything

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 No.677[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Post anything regarding sex robots or dolls here.
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 No.12589[Reply]

I will sex all of you.
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 No.13013

>>13012
Sex-havers were the real incels all along.
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 No.13068

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Why is straight male heterosexuality looked down upon?
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 No.13089

>>13068
It's only looked down upon if you're not Chad.
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 No.13091

"sex" is fire!

Think "fertility" instead :)
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 No.13116

Why can women believe they are witches with magical supernatural abilities and rituals that materially affect reality, but state-assigned girlfriend programs and companion dolls/AI/companion robots are looked down?

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 No.12469[Reply]

Any uninformed consent is rape. This is by women's own admission. This is why make up is rape. I did not consent to sleep with the wildebeest that I woke up to the next morning. I consented to the hottie that I saw that evening.
I have suffered personally from this form of sexual assault. The real woman that I ultimately slept with was nothing like the woman that was presented to me before hand. This is rape by way of fraud and lies. Without the truth, I was unable to consent. No different than when predatory men get women drunk knowing that they won't be able to consciously agree to sex.
Women should always disclose their real appearance to any man they have sex with, no exceptions.
We need to end this reign of terror on the emotions and safety of men everywhere. I also would appreciate any words of condolences during my time of great tribulation.
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 No.12501

Bump
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 No.12503

It is but we live under a gynocracy.
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 No.12520

This is why men should stick to sex dolls
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 No.13110

"Rape by deception" is a real crime in your state/nation/morality?
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 No.13113

Makeup is a mask. False advertising at worst but I think it's mainly for concealment, for perceived competition with other females and as an ego boost for the insecure.
The natural beauty tends to look better without it. She does. The rest who don't tend to look clownish, so just avoid clowns and all is well.

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 No.8412[Reply]

Would you date an abusive female?
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 No.12081

what if i just like strong confident and assertive women
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 No.12892

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>>12081
That just means you have been psyopped with the goal of infantilizing men.
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 No.12896

>>12081
Be careful with overly independent women, they might have trauma that prevents them from making new bonds, and being a good partner to you because that can feel encroaching on their independence, and you will feel abandoned and it will fuck you up for a long time after you breakup which is inevitable.
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 No.12901

>>12892
idiot
>>12896
what do you mean by that
i dont like women who i have to spoonfeed, who are incapable of thinking for themselves or who can't act competently on their own
i fully believe that conflict can strengthen the bonds between people if approached a structured and rational manner
i hate people who repress their desires for the sake of "harmony" (only for it to blow up later) just as much as those who have no control over their whims
if the latter is what you mean by independent then i would disagree with you as i view such people as slaves to their base instincts
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 No.13109

… sigh

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 No.5341[Reply]

Lets ask for and give each other advice ITT
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 No.13086

I'm a misogynist. What is one good reason why I shouldn't be?
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 No.13088

>>13086
The other gender holds up half the sky anon.
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 No.13098

they got my girl

they make her _ _ _ _ _ _ to teach us a lesson in lurve

eyeball kicks & persona/fashion chicks got me all tangled up in feelings vs functioning social parlay

time to crack some skulls!?

i was outside her house last friday … watching from the suburban street light anti-dark-world

still I watch from the shadows

… should I knock on the doors & reason with these people?

… should I rescue my princess?!

THEY GOT HER MAN!
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 No.13099

all the singles here … ask out a puerto rican this week :)
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 No.13107

>>13088
The only thing women are holding up is a barricade to men's opportunities to have a decent life.

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