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 No.8816[Reply]

ITT: Reasons to NOT kill yourself.
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 No.12791

>tfw waiting for money to come in so I can consume and buy
<tfw waiting for thing to come out so I can consume it
Sucks man.
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 No.12864

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 No.12867

>>12864
That looks good actually. I should go to Taco Bell.
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 No.13205

Buying cool or fun looking stuff
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 No.13219

>>8826
consumerism is literally the only enjoyable thing about capitalism

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 No.6175[Reply]

is lip surgery worth it?
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 No.12554

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This is what buccal fat removal surgery people will look like when they get older
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 No.12587

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>>12428
<Very wide part in the picture on the left.
<It's gone in the picture on the right.
Hair plugs confirmed?
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 No.12628

This buccal fat removal surgery trend is ruining my fapping
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 No.13210

Can't even jack off to these skeletons, fucking stupid ass trends
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 No.13218

Just saw an ad for a 'personal care and cosmetics corporation' and they all had shit done, botox, maybe some other shit, damn

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 No.10209[Reply]

it's over…
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 No.11633

>>11602
>my ex would've lost it over my roster of guys from med school orientation and it's only been a week
Why do women have a roster? Is this new?
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 No.11635

>>11633
It's not new, it's just that now women brag about how they play men online for clout.
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 No.11652

>>11635
been happening for a while now
the mantra of postmodernity might as well be: everyone gets their turn to be a piece of shit
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 No.12788

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>HOT Girl Finds out what it’s like to be an Average Guy on Tinder
Wealthy person finds out what it's like to shop at cheapest grocery stores
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 No.13217

>'deep dive into [SOME SHIT THAT DOESN'T NEED A DEEP DIVE]'
fucking stupid egotistic content creators, fuck youu

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 No.4391[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Archive of first Incel Humor Thread:
https://web.archive.org/web/20231121161437/https://leftychan.net/R9K/res/131.html
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 No.13186

>>13184
Read the two images, Robert Owen's utopian socialism did work.
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 No.13190

>>13182
An you provide evidence of this or are you making shit up or embellishing a faux-pas minority?
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 No.13213

>>13168
You are naive. You do not go outside much and don't talk to Evangelist Zionist Christian schizos who are pro-Israel because it says so in the Bible and that the Apocalypse is coming because Jews will return to occupy Israel.
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 No.13214

>>13190
Do you see any pro-Taliban SJWs? You don't see timelines where they retweet bad news alleging mistreatment of women in Afghanistan?

In fact, there is also many SJWs who are anti-Russia and anti-China for not having pro-gay/pro-trans politics and support Kat Abughazaleh who is pro-Western-interference in the Mainland China-Taiwan question, as she champions reunification only by putting it to a Democratic vote.
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 No.13215

>>13190
Furthermore there is Afghan-American diaspora who confessed to voting Hilary Clinton because Trump was winning, meaning they 'vote blue, no matter who'. They are also anti-Taliban and paint themselves as both anti-capitalist and anti-communist (meaning anti-ruling Communist Afghanistan government at the time, but also anti-Soviet Union).

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 No.11128[Reply]

- Normies: Relationships just happen, stuff just happens, it just happened
- pol chud soyjak: Nothing happens

It's all connected…
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 No.11166

I just happened to fuck your mother, but here you are trying to cope with some grand theory.
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 No.13211

>Krav Maga
<Israeli combat sport
>Krav Maga
<MAGA
>Trump is pro-Israel
It's all connected…
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 No.13212

>Epstein survivor named Sarah Ransome
<Ransome
>Ransom
<A ransom is a large sum of money or property demanded in exchange for the release of someone who has been captured, kidnapped, or held prisoner.
It's all connected…

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 No.12589[Reply]

I will sex all of you.
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 No.13183

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 No.13185

>>13183
She's most likely not finding anybody like that. She'll have to settle and be miserable but still not want to be single even if it supposedly makes her happier or maybe she could be ones of those people always going on trips and supposedly having lots of fun.
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 No.13197

>>12850
>I like to eat my girl out after she's been creampied by another dude
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 No.13206

Why are men pressured to perform in the bedroom? Why is it bad if men cum early?
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 No.13209

>>13206
Just another double standard enforced on men.

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 No.2897[Reply]

>normalize dating sex workers
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 No.11811

>>3634
These are the same women who will complain about men consuming porn while in a relationship
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 No.12131

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https://x.com/TheDunkCentral/status/1626661569818943490
Bryn Forbes allegedly gave his ex-porn star girlfriend Elsa Jean two black eyes, per @DailyMail

“Her entire body is bruised up and she has two black eyes…The 29-year-old father of two allegedly felt threatened by Jean's success after her Only Fans account took off”
Feb 17, 2023






https://nypost.com/2023/10/30/sports/joe-smith-furious-when-he-finds-out-girlfriend-is-on-onlyfans/

Sports Entertainment
Ex-NBA star Joe Smith has furious reaction when he finds out girlfriend has OnlyFans page
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 No.12474

What about dating a pornstar?
What about dating active vs former pornstar?
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 No.12789

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>I watch myself get gangbanged whenever my husband pisses me off.



This woman also has a bachelor's degree in biology, and was studying to be a paramedic. She completed her first EMS training in school.

But she also came back to porn, OnlyFans paywall, along with some studio stuff which seems to come out every few years.
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 No.13208

Why is wifeing up sex workers looked down upon while marrying a virgin is praised and revered?

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 No.468[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Share you feels here.
No bully
also feel free to share your feels in the /leftcel/ thread at https://9chan.tw/leftcel/thread/2696
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 No.12880

Anybody else feel like a less cool version of the Driver from Drive?
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 No.13017

I just realized that I've sucked on two sets of tiddies today.
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 No.13018

>>13017
And they were big tiddies.
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 No.13152

When there's barely anything to do and you're broke so you can't even buy treats
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 No.13204

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It's over

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 No.10502[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Incel News Thread I https://archive.is/TqRsc
Incel News Thread II
https://archive.is/mzesK
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 No.13154

>>13146
>Breitbart news article headline being posted on a leftist chat space as sincere newsflash

NGMI
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 No.13175

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Look at him, he knows he's won.
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 No.13202

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>Chestlets spread slander
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 No.12176[Reply]

Are hardcore gangbangs with 'multiple male on one female' pro-male?

I mean it is empowering for men to get some and to put in work and it builds camaraderie through a shared experience.



Let me know what you think.
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 No.13172

Worse enough of having to overhear crude gossip about my girlfriend when I was chill'n at the mall … gossip is a gangbang upon the very soul
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 No.13173

>>13050
Not exactly true. Most mammals have even low-ranking males being allowed to mate. They just don't get to have a harem.

>>12761
How is it gay?
Because it involves sharing the same sociopersonal spaces as other men?
Do you consider women sharing the same man as homosexual?
Because that's how it is by your logic.

>>13035
This.
Men think showing any acknowledgment of other mens existence/personhood/presence etc as homosexual but they never say the same for when it's women.

>>13048
>women are not people

Are you an "incel" or a sympathizer for such misogynistic sentiments?
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 No.13198

Anybody here have any thoughts on 'double penetration'?
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 No.13200

>>13198
Seems kind of cool but also kind of gross at the same time. I'm very split on the matter.
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 No.13201

>>13173
>being allowed to mate
Fair point, the praxis of genetic selection can't be exacting or adaptability wouldn't be possible. Females also play a role in selection, not only in this case but particularly in genus where the female selects the male based on a demonstration of beauty and intelligence e.g. avian species. Humans select, between both sexes, based on a combination of these things so we're far more complicated than predatory societies or hooved harems. Societies among pack animals aren't driven merely by instinct but, rather, intuitive knowledge/ genetic memory and adaptability.

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