/b/ - Siberia

Nato is Joseph Biden's personal militia tasked to seize all the marshmellow candy around the world and bring it to him. The problem is that Vladolf Putler also likes marshmellow candy and tries to hide it from the NATO. Ukraine has become an innocent victim for some people's hunger for marshmellow candies, Putler just heard NATO was planning to do a marshmellow candy searching expedition in Ukraine, which was fine for ukrainians BTW, since their traditional cuisine doesn't include marshmellow, and that caused Putler to panic and hastily put together a marshmellow expedition himself. What does Putler even do with all his marshmellows? He certainly doesn't eat them since he isn't terminally obese. Does he just put them in a vault somewhere, just letting them rot? This is the reason people are killed and I hate it!