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Shoplifting Tips? Anonymous 2021-08-29 (Sun) 04:28:12 No.2330 [Reply]

Complete noob here. I plan to hit up a walmart for some spray paint and stickers probably. Anybody have any tips on how to avoid getting caught or looking suspicous?

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Anonymous 2022-11-08 (Tue) 23:39:39 No.2441

>>2440
Stupid as fuck post

Anonymous 2022-11-08 (Tue) 23:53:40 No.2442

>>2441
Ok, why is it stupid ?
Consider that i mainly wanted to talk about how mafia works.

Anonymous 2022-11-10 (Thu) 10:04:40 No.2443

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>>2436
More recent guide.
There's also this https://pdfcoffee.com/the-art-of-shoplifting-pdf-free.html I prefer not to open it in my computer and rather view it on the site, because I scanned it and it was mildly sus.

Anonymous 2022-11-27 (Sun) 10:07:24 No.2457

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This is from a thread i started about thievery in general, mostly was about shoplifting wih other miscellaneous theft thrown in. had started it while ago, routinely posted additional resources to keep it alive but overall pretty much consider lainchan pretty dead at this point
https://lainchan.org/%CE%94/res/8273.html

So here is some actual substance copied/pasted from the thread, which ill probably split into a few posts

advice:
-have a trip to the store simply to case it and know what you want beforehand
-Keep store visits under 15 min
-Have your routes planned
-research police response times for your area
-look into company's turnover rates
-check the frequency of crimes in your selected area(more crime less time)
https://crimegrade.org/crime-in-my-area/
https://spotcrime.com/
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Anonymous 2022-12-03 (Sat) 14:11:54 No.2458

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pt2

use google, specifically
- Maps, plan your route(more importantly escape route) and know the terrain around the area of your target(also useful in non-shoplifting thefts/other fukkery)
- "Popular times" feature(enter the address of the store) to gauge what days and what hours are their peak/busiest(more people means less focus)
- "See Photos"/"See Outside" of the store, will give lay of the land and clue into how well sorted the store is.
- use google/indeed/other reviews on the specific store, could be considered overkill but skim the reviews, gives insight into the employees/management there and how much of a potential problem they could be

Look up how to make a magic bag, there should be something floating around or at least some old tips from totse/zoklet/bombshock/rorta

https://web.archive.org/web/20140909230357/http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/forumdisplay.php?f=37
https://totseans.com/totse/en/bad_ideas/index.html
https://rorta.proboards.com/
https://rorta.proboards.com/thread/293/bombshock?page=4
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Anonymous 2020-12-21 (Mon) 05:25:48 No.204 [Reply]

Is /dead/… dead?

n1x !!M.sdVCLJKk 2020-12-21 (Mon) 05:25:49 No.208

tbh idk why Space_ hasn't removed it yet

Space_!!3E3zXUsZ3g 2020-12-21 (Mon) 05:25:49 No.209

&gt&gt249Because history.

Anonymous 2020-12-21 (Mon) 05:25:49 No.210

>diagnosing one part of a corpseBunkerchan is kill. I blame revisionism.

idk emely 2022-11-14 (Mon) 01:34:01 No.2456

yes

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Nihilism General Anonymous 2022-11-12 (Sat) 18:40:29 No.2444 [Reply]

The world is a cold and lonely place!
Greetings, The Self Help board is kind of cringe so I wanted to make a thread in retalitation to the self help thread.
This will be a general for the Cold, Grim, Miserable, etc etc. The cynics.
I spent my whole weekend getting high to balance out my mood swings and ignoring life.

I don't hate self help just me personally I don't see the point in doing much of anything. Our biology, the universe, everything is out of our control and life is meaningless and there's no point to any of this. I will die and my life will have little signifigance, So I just want to make a thread for anyone out there who feels like I do.

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Anonymous 2022-11-12 (Sat) 20:28:07 No.2450

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>>2449
I enjoy it too. Just because I embrace the otherside of things doesn't mean I don't "enjoy it" Joy and Happiniess are a state of existence. People who try to constantly chase happiness are deluded.

Anonymous 2022-11-12 (Sat) 20:29:55 No.2451

>>2450
>This will be a general for the Cold, Grim, Miserable,
>I spent my whole weekend getting high to balance out my mood swings and ignoring life.
Lol, sure

Anonymous 2022-11-12 (Sat) 20:37:33 No.2452

>>2451
>he's mad because I am disrupting his delusional fantasy where his life actually means something.

Anonymous 2022-11-12 (Sat) 21:25:02 No.2454

>>2452
Not mad, nor exclaiming my life has some meaning you should worry about.

Just not miserable nor trying to make a virtue out of being lonely or addicted to opiates.

But it sounds like you had a deep seeded need to 'retaliate' against people who aren't like you. Kinda weird, and sounds a bit like the old adage of 'misery loves company.'

Really, feel kinda sorry for you. But your life is yours. Enjoy it, I guess.

Anonymous 2022-11-12 (Sat) 21:35:59 No.2455

>Albert Camus, depending on who you ask, was either a serial homosexual or a rampaging colonial stasi officer of France’s North African outpost. More importantly, he was a bit of a braincel and artfag who pondered the ultimate meaninglessness of everything. Life, he aptly noted, was an unending feat of pointless suffering and struggle, much akin to the fate of the cursed Sisyphus of Greek mythology.

>Sisyphus, if you recall from the music video to the early 2010’s EDM hit, ‘Levels,’ was forced to push a boulder up a mountain. Once he reached the top, the boulder would roll back down, and he would have to repeat this task for eternity. Camus believed this sort of pointless effort and pain is the perfect analogy for existence in general. Any sort of faith in a divine or transcendental purpose, Camus noted, is contrived. In the wake of Nietzsche killing god, neither spirituality nor secular religions like Marxism can sustain the soul of modern man. Even if man tries to assign some ultimate meaning to his suffering, a void of doubt lingers. Such constructed meaning always feels a bit fake and ghey and thus fails to satisfy.

>The solution is simple and elegant. One should merely embrace the pointlessness of suffering. More importantly, find a measure of pleasure in the meaningless of it all. If existence is mere struggle without end or point, then we may enjoy the absurdity of such. We can, in Camus’s words, imagine Sisyphus happy.

>Absurdism has clear benefits. It allows us to not take ourselves nor the clownworld too seriously. We are less inclined to care about retarded shit outside of our control. We are freed to focus on our own struggle, the task at hand, doing it well, and finding enjoyment in it. Our cognitive load is lightened when we don’t have to maintain the pretense of some forced or contrived belief in ultimate meaning. By seeing the beauty in the absurd pointlessness of everything, we can meaninglessly suffer with ease and enjoyment. That is, we can embrace and make the most out of that which is.

>Recap:

>Life is meaningless suffering

>Therefore, the meaning of life, if there is to be one, is simply to enjoy and embrace the meaningless suffering that is life, to enjoy struggle as an end in and Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

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Anonymous 2022-10-22 (Sat) 11:01:50 No.2428 [Reply]

Life is meaningless and we are plauged by insignifigance.
We literally lvie, suffer, and die and all for no reason at all.
On top of this we are surrounded by idiots at any given point. In all aspects of our lives, but, mainily in positions of authority. Vestegies left over from a long dead era of civilization where man worshiped gods and fought for his own survival. Obviously, I do not take religion seriously and even the absurdist answer is a bit of a wet fart to me. Or the heninistic approach. None of it appeals tro me. No matter what I do I seem to be over come with a vast and incurable meloncolly at any give time due to the constant and endless realization of this epiphany.
I feel like it's driving me mad some times. I think I am crazy to some degree, maybe bi-polar. I am starting to experience short vivid hallucinations which I believe may be the begining onset of skitophrenia, or, some type of Alzheimers. I will randomly see black spots track out of the corner of my eye in the room. Like a black non existent void coming from no where.
I heard my first voice two days ago at work. It called out my name in the break room. Clear as day. I turned to see if it was my co-worker who was behind me, but, he was doing his own thing.
I believe this insanity is partially due to this constantly exetential terror that I experience. My realtionships that were most meaningful to me as well are all but dried up. The friends I have are good but my most meaningful relationships are all dead and, as I said, the few friends I know currently will be gone too. How do you cope with this and why? What is your philopsphy for this mundane trepidatious reality?

I feel like I'll either go insane at this point or killmyself.

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Anonymous 2022-10-22 (Sat) 23:56:24 No.2432

>>2430
This literally means nothing

Anonymous 2022-10-23 (Sun) 02:28:33 No.2433

>>2432
I agree, OP literally means nothing.

Anonymous 2022-10-23 (Sun) 03:24:12 No.2434

>>2433
Wow good one

Anonymous 2022-11-02 (Wed) 21:27:36 No.2435

>>2431
>The feeling of meaninglessness might go away in a class-less society.
bullshit, it will only be amplified. and this is good. the spirit that is in human bodies needs to be free

Anonymous 2022-11-12 (Sat) 18:46:56 No.2445

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>>2435
What do you mean it needs to be free?
the concept of our meaninglessness is frighting to your average normie. Hell it's frightening to me.

Haven't you read Nietzsche? God is dead and we killed him? The death of god and its consequences are horrifying.

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Anonymous 2022-09-15 (Thu) 23:10:12 No.2406 [Reply]

Anyone else feel empty inside? Right now I'm still sizing myself up too see if I have what it takes to kill myself.

Sage Anonymous 2022-09-16 (Fri) 01:12:43 No.2408

Sage

Anonymous 2022-09-16 (Fri) 02:07:56 No.2410

Post more of these awesome pngs op.

Anonymous 2022-09-16 (Fri) 02:16:28 No.2411

>>2408
My thread is /dead/ and will we all be dead someday.

Anonymous 2022-10-07 (Fri) 10:34:12 No.2425

>>2411
Reminded me of this absolute banger.

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Comrade 2020-12-21 (Mon) 05:25:54 No.280 [Reply]

What brings you here today?

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Anonymous 2022-04-07 (Thu) 22:28:26 No.2399

Benis

Anonymous 2022-09-22 (Thu) 09:43:33 No.2421

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To post about dead stuff I guess. This board reminds me of that one 7chan board.

Dead thing:
https://7chan.org/b/res/813625.html
Wow, didn't know 420chan died. Is there any archive of it? I know there are archive sites for that one popular imageboard that everyone knows about.

>>813667
>Anon name generated as PrettyPony
I love my little ponies

Anonymous 2022-09-22 (Thu) 09:53:48 No.2422

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Other dead thing:

>>4chan/mlp/thread/38972725/post/39030123
>It’ll be interesting to see if archive today concedes. I don’t think most people realise that they rarely remove anything. Only time I can remember was when 8ch was under investigation.
Even though 8chan's .onion site is not a CP site, it was still removed from archive.ph. Thu, 22 Sep 2022 09:28:18 +0000 -> 8chan in Tor:
https://archive.ph/4usoivrpy52lmc4mgn2h34cmfiltslesthr56yttv2pxudd3dapqciyd.onion
https://archive.ph/4usoivrpy52lmc4mgn2h34cmfiltslesthr56yttv2pxudd3dapqciyd.onion.pet
https://archive.ph/4usoivrpy52lmc4mgn2h34cmfiltslesthr56yttv2pxudd3dapqciyd.onion.dog
=
In response to a request we received from 'The National Center for Missing & Exploited Children (NCMEC)' the page is not currently available.

Anonymous 2022-09-22 (Thu) 10:24:17 No.2423

Life is tedious and painful.

Anonymous 2022-09-22 (Thu) 15:28:39 No.2424

>>2423
What this guy said.

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Anonymous 2021-11-20 (Sat) 12:32:26 No.2385 [Reply]

fuck you uyghurs
removing this bookmark

Anonymous 2021-12-12 (Sun) 22:49:01 No.2387

Nothing of value was lost.

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Grave Anonymous 2021-03-28 (Sun) 19:32:48 No.1957 [Reply]

http://hbovvpi5bursxxga7excdp6axzf3zna3gy2pgvmlobrd5pqxj6sq2zad.onion/dead/catalog.html

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Anonymous 2021-08-13 (Fri) 17:07:12 No.2319

>>2318
It seems to be back but empty. I don't mind loosing content, it is an imageboard afterall, but I don't want to lose friends.

Anonymous 2021-08-14 (Sat) 03:44:29 No.2320

>>2319
F
database got messed

Anonymous 2021-11-01 (Mon) 18:35:21 No.2381

Anonymous 2021-11-09 (Tue) 09:42:25 No.2382

http://hbovvpi5bursxxga7excdp6axzf3zna3gy2pgvmlobrd5pqxj6sq2zad.onion/

Anonymous 2021-11-15 (Mon) 01:25:27 No.2383

this place is gone now btw, no intent to put back up

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Comrade 2020-12-21 (Mon) 05:26:16 No.548 [Reply]

>ctrl+f music
&lt0 results.
ITT We post music.

Old Trees - Violent Resistance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5q38GP4-GsI

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Comrade 2020-12-21 (Mon) 05:27:27 No.1651

>>1648
Stirner was my property :)

Comrade 2020-12-21 (Mon) 05:27:30 No.1704

>>1650
>Does he try to use Stirner to justify why wars happen?
To me it sound more like he explaining how they are able to happen, because ppl are willing to throw away themselves in favor of the Man.

Comrade 2020-12-21 (Mon) 05:27:33 No.1739

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>>1628

Anonymous 2021-08-09 (Mon) 15:05:29 No.2299

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Reviving this threat because listening to music is one of the few truely unalienated acts left. The reason music speaks to us, why we feel music, is that we find ourselves in it. The emotional content inside music is never a foreign thing, because it's our own perception that which is the source. If music wasnt listened to by someone it would just be a series of tones with no further connotations - so we find ourselves in the music we like.

https://youtu.be/4F-CpE73o2M

Anonymous 2021-09-28 (Tue) 18:18:24 No.2375

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Comrade 2020-12-21 (Mon) 05:25:28 No.56 [Reply]

n1x, you're a huge faggot. You'll also love this site: http://www.theunterrified.com/#!10-reasons-anarchism-is-dead-and-should-be-buried/dgpen/565a065a0cf277f55b320534

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Anonymous 2021-09-12 (Sun) 12:58:34 No.2354

lmao

Anonymous 2021-09-12 (Sun) 14:34:58 No.2355

Why was n1x still relevent in 2021?

Anonymous 2021-09-19 (Sun) 13:56:48 No.2372

>>2355
>implying n1x was ever relevant.

Anonymous 2021-09-20 (Mon) 04:54:36 No.2373

>>2372
He was some waht relevant to bunkerchan back before the fall of 8ch

Anonymous 2021-09-22 (Wed) 18:41:33 No.2374

>>2373
Yea to a bunch of lefties strangely. Never relevant to the nihilist or general anarchist milieu. Strange consider how highly they think of themselves.

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