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>be me
>average typical bat-rat-spider
>walking down the street
>when suddenly
…
>guy pulls up in a hybrid
>front is a bugatti, back is a rolls royce, middle is the most expensive high-end Amish horse-and-buggy that money can buy
>the engine is a slab of solid gold with no moving parts which propels the car only by acting as a conduit for resophonic emanations
>the horses in the Amish part are really exotic
>they're zebras
>none of the working parts are made by Tesla, but there's a Tesla hood ornament
>the driver rolls down the window, which are made out of some kind of melted sheets of a niche rich people brand of Jolly Ranchers, and yells at me that it's "problematic" to be a bat-rat-spider
>he says I'm gross and toxic masculinity
<my face.jpg

Don't you hate when this happens?
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▶ No.154793>>154794

wut
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▶ No.154794>>154795

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>>154793
>later that night
>go out to a bar with the boys
>uh oh
>it's guy-with-hybrid-car night at the bar
>walk in cautiously
>drink quietly
>when suddenly
…
>Mecha Godzilla shows up
>everyone starts picking on him
>they call him gay
>Mecha Godzilla is incapable of feeling sexual attraction
>he's a robot
>they're gay
>they're having gay sex right now
>this is a gay bar
>walk over to console Mecha Godzilla because all these gay guys are being jerks
>they trip me
>land on a cock
>reflexively eat it
>they call me gay
why does it keep happening bros?
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▶ No.154795

>>154794
Mecha Godzilla is a real uygha

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