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 No.155795

It can be an observation, it can be a punchline /
But the rule of this thread is: You MUST RHYME!
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 No.155796

OP is gay; he is a fag
He sucked a lot of dicks; only some of them were black
He sucked off Asians, he sucked off whites
During the day; and late at night
He only likes to suck those dicks
That's why he's gay; not 'cuz of other shit
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 No.157611

I posted "Death to Ogre" / and then there was no new post, so it was like, "Damn, it's over."
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 No.157613

>>157611
I'm not gonna lie, I try to be positive / but that's the worst rhyme I've ever heard
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 No.157623

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>>155796
Your rhymes are shite, your tempo is retarded
I wish you never tried to even start it
Your shitty rhymes are worse than mumble rap
Why did you post it here? Delete this crap
It's worse than anything I could have written
It's worse than what a toddler can conjure
Do not offend my eyes this way no longer
Or else I'm gonna punch you, that's for sure
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 No.157624

>>157623
Your rhymes are shit / my rhymes are boogers
you eat my rhymes / while I fuck cougars
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 No.157627

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>>157624
You've rhymed cougars with boogers?
You fucking imbecile!
I'll kill you for the shit you've wrote
So that you never will!

And gtfo and stuff.
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 No.157636

>>157627
you like eating poop / you like sucking dicks
but you cannot suck mine/ because I don't want shit on it
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 No.157642

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Dick/it, cougars/boogers
Sucky rhythm, can't rhyme
Stop embarrassing yourself,
You dirty foul-mouthed swine
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 No.157643

>>157642
you are a loser / you are a poop
go rim Gwyneth Paltrow / she might sell you as goop
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 No.157645

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>>157643
>you are a loser
You are oblivious
>you are a poop
Are you fucking serious?
>go rim Gwyneth Paltrow
Literally who?
>she might sell you as goop
This line is trash too
>goop
Man, that rhyme is so lame
Your lexicon's cringe, what a shame

Fuck you
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 No.157652

>>157645
t. the poop who doesn't know who Gwyneth Paltrow is
you're a smelly poopy and you're covered in piss
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 No.157655

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>>157652
Your rhythm has improved a bit
Your stupid words have not
These are the lines a child would make
Is that shit all you got?
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 No.157656

>>157655
The big poop wants to lecture me about rhymes
yet he is a fecal matter
and only talks jive
he's the jive ass poop honky
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 No.157659

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>>157656
You think you're so witty with the rhymes that you're spitting
Yet you didn't bother to keep the same pace
It looks like you're crying, you're not even trying
You sound like a boy getting put in his place
Bitch
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 No.157660

>>157659
poop man thinks he's gonna poop at me
but listen up buddy you'll drink my pee
you might think you're a big mean man
but you belong in the toilet can
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 No.157661

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>>157659 (me)
This quarrel is only tirades full of fury
We need someone other who can be our jury
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 No.157662

Hello you guys what did I walk in to?
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 No.157663

>>157660
This is the best rhyme I have ever heard. This is the clear winner of these rhyming competition.
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 No.157664

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>>157660
You know, not too shabby, it could have been
worse
But your lexicon's lacking, your slurs have no force
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 No.157665

>>157664
your got the poop
but i got the boogers
all of me pee
you're going to chuggers
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 No.157666

>>157665
This man is a genius!
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 No.157668

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>>157663
Can you refrain from posting jokes there?
We need a jury, not a jokester
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 No.157670

ok now I am done with poop based rhymes. I'm entering into my dark period.

…

I summoned Satan and he ripped off your balls
then I put a microphone to them and had them do a town hall
and both of your balls said "oh no! I'm too tiny!
and the person we were attached to got kicked in the hiney
by Lucifer and all of his devious black demons
who came up from Phlegethon dressed up as seamen
and the guy we were attached to said "oh boy it's the Navy!"
and Satan said "I'll fuck you but I'm not gay so pay me!"
and the guy we were attached to got railed behind
and it lasted 8 hours plus 30 days & 30 nights
but when it came time to pay his wallet had run dry
like all the dried devilcum stuck on his backside.
And Satan with a roar and a heathenous rage
& a firey scorn pulled his dick from the splayed
anal cavititus of the baseball bat guy
"You better pay up or your balls will be denied!"
yelled Satan, who was pleasantly, fumingly mad
but baseball guy cried "Oh no what will I tell my dad?!"
as Satan with pitchfork and charbroiling flame
pulled us off of baseball bat guy and threw us away"

and all of the press who were filming this event
let out a collective gasp at what they heard recited
the camera crews never thought they'd see
the severed balls of a baseball guy give an interview this wayee
and everybody, each and everyone agreed
baseball guy is a poop
who will drink my pee
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 No.157671

>>157670
OHHHH SNAPPPPPP!!!!
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 No.157672

YEAH BOYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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 No.157678

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>>157670
Balls cannot talk
Your flow is a disaster
Suck your own cock,
I am the real rhyming master
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 No.157693

>>157678
Abnormally small balls such as yours can talk
I know because Satan ripped yours off
and after he ripped them off they said
"we are too small and baseball guy is a a homosexual"
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 No.157696

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>>157693
Did you just try to rhyme "talk" and "off?"
You are a fool, you can't rhyme them both
Why'd you add "homosexual?" It doesn't rhyme either
Or perhaps you prefer sucking dick to licking a beaver?
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 No.157700

>>157696
tiny balls homosexual tryna act tough
yet he has no balls and is gay
because Satan stole his balls
and his soul
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 No.157701

>>157700
FLAWLESS VICTORY!
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 No.157702

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>>157700
>>157701
Lame, unfunny, uninspired
You're both morons, I'm so tired
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 No.157703

>>157702
waaaah waaaaah waaaah the no balls bitch cries
"I'm so tired from blowing off guys"
look at you fool you got bags under your eyes
your rhymes aren't up to par cuz you're fat from eating pies
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 No.157706

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>>157703
Your lines are improving, you seem to be adapting
But you're still annoying 'cause you're still overreacting
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 No.158204

Dan Saltman's black offspring
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 No.158380

This guy is the type to think of Catalonia / then pop a boner bruh
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 No.158382

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alright im gonna show you guys how a real artists does this:

Back to black back to the crack…house.
I got 5 keys and a half ounce.
Heading back south my own trap house.
The realist street cracker car jacking cracker jacks and bubble gum pop whack rappers in plastic rap.
The crack heads back speaking in toungs.
Soliloquies speak through my lungs..
The voice of endless working class skitzophrenics. The kind of people your mom said not to fuck with. We gonna get it and get it like we aint never got it get it? I wipe the floor with whack rappers who aint never been through shit. I might go back to selling kilos and riding around in the g3s and g4s with my brother selling crack, coke and dope out the cubbard. I might just spend a few nights in the gutter. Cause i don't forget where i come from. Fuck whack lyrical chuckling dumb fucks. I live what i see and i speak what i know. I keep like streets close like my half ounce of blow.
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 No.158397

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Another night all alone, night on my own
but what's another night doped up coped up with how you left and i left you and what ensued. i guess it was never ment to be but now i see you in the back of my memories. Dearly,
it's been a few and you had a few kids and i made few yen, my beloved. But some how you're still on my mind and i still can't help but put you in my booklet of rhymes. I know you think of me too because when you love like we do it's something that consumes you. Something that abuses you. It's like i've been tying a noose…This ship is sinkin' I'm sorry for the things that happened i just wish we could find a way to get back to you and me kicking it again…smoking weed in your room…. Your porciline skin glistening in the sunlit basement of your home. That home that i wanted to be our home but i guess it will only be that in my dreams and in my memories that i shape shift to be part of what was never ment to be. I wish you could have just seen. I wish things didn't have to end how they did and fuck it i wont lie and say shit happens for a reason. Cause when you've been where i've been. The reasons quit making sense. Like you leaving, steaming mad. I wont lie, of course i was sad. But to be a man means i can't admit to feelings that i had….I give all this u just feel your touch…again. Oh my dearest friend…..
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 No.158414

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Bitch break up with me, solitary not made for thee, I speak to myself like it's a soliloquy.
Internet Rapeers can't step to me.
My pen is unparallel not artificially
Generated.
My shit is x rated.
Cause i don't bullshit when it's hot i spray it.
When thee 5-0 driven through my block i hate.
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 No.158415

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>>158414
When the 5-0 driven through my blovk i hate it.
Corperations i steal shit an save it.
Sell to the hood and then liberatedd.
Feel the heartbeat you can't berate it.
Cops rolling up on me and they hate it.
Hatin on me.
Everybody want to hate on thee.
Jumping on my dick but my dick aint free.
Coppas can get banna clips for free.
Triping on me and the homies.
No homo but you love you bro.
If we gotta die i'll die with you bro.
Puffing on dope snuffing lines of coke that would make your mind broke.
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 No.158478

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stang ya in the back like de gas-pipes deal
thats the brown bill
setting up the flow of blue krokodil
sitting ondefence
every front ends
being-species-being
chip a cheap deal deck fu rot schmarotzers
hertz deterrence
round sozialfraternz
churcha big D.K ends
maossolini pullin on his lil red bs
und once again, on trek
der sowjetunionen traderep
taking same old interval
calmly he skazal
chto tak das kapital
poreshal

https://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/Сделка_века_«газ_—_трубы»
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 No.158480

Capitalism is a disease from Uranus
Gwyneth Paltrow flow come get goop on my paynus

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