/R9K/ - Robot - 9000

I have this problem. I have this friend that I really like. I want to push our relationship out further than what we have right now. I mean all we do is just have sex or chitchat a little bit but mainly it's just sex. She licks me all over and I caress her and then we have sex and then that's basically it. But I want it to be more than just that. Please can you help me. I guess I should I should let it out too though it's quite embarrassing. She's my dog. I really really love her and I want to make this work out between her and me. Please don't look down on me for this either.

>>5342
back to the ogre caballo you furry faggot

How do I stop being attracted to almost every woman I see in real life?

>>5521
Become a monk.

>>5522
That sounds quite drastic but thanks for the advice. I'll have to consider it as an option.

I got a problem. The other day I took a shortcut into an alleyway when two women wearing face masks and hats ran up to me and start hitting me in the genitals with their fists. As I fell over in pain, one of them reached into my pockets and stole my wallet and phone while the other continued pummeling me. Should I report this to the police or should I keep this quiet since I'll look like a bitch-made beta-male cuck? Please advise.

>>5633
get a gun

>>5523
castration, physical or chemical.

Ok, ok, I met two, hot ass goth chicks.
One is skinny and a bit lanky, but, I love a girl I can throw around and the other is shorter than the first and has a bit more weight, but, is sexier, imo.
they're both really hot and cute. they're both 19 and I got their numbers already. We have been hanging out. I have given them space and they are startin to initiate contact with me first, eg, texting, calling, etc etc.
we've hung out a couple times. I am trying to hook up with both of them, but, my question is, how do I get them both in bed with me at the same time? I have never had a threesome before and I really want to have one before I fade away into oblivion.
Any advice chads?

>>5644
Do what your heart tells you to do

>>5649
Bitch this isn't about my heart.
This is about my PENIS.

When you holla at a girl and you get rejected, what do you is you loudly say, "Aight fuck you then, I ain't like you anyway!" as she walks away.

>>5644
>>5654
They might get jealous of each other. So what you do is you three convert to Islam. That way when you have two wives, they know you're serious about it.

A guy asked me out. I said no and that he is ugly and that nobody will ever date him. He got a girlfriend and I'm jealous. What should I do?

>>6120
You should cut yourself for attention

>>6120
>I said no and that he is ugly and that nobody will ever date him.

Holy shit why'd you say that? I hope it wasn't in person.

Regardless of whether or not it will happen, do you think you deserve this guy even if you could win him over somehow? I think you should just let go.

>>6121
Why would I do that? I want him to cut himself because I rejected him.

>>6122
Idon't know of I want him per say. Maybe it messes with my ego to know that someone I rejected found someone after all? It makes me feel like I lost power and control in the situation.

>>6120
>>6123
Anon we do not offer advice on theoretical situations.

This girl and my uncle had sex, it didn't work out with her and she stayed at my house for a month. We had so much fun, held hands, slept in the same bed, but had no sex. We made out and while crying she told me she loves me and now she went back to Puerto Rico and I want to die 'cause I love her. I can't live without her. I keep hearing like La Quiero A Morir by DLG. Help me Leftychan, I feel fucked. She is 23 and I'm 18. Do you think it would work out even though we love each other?

>>7168
>This girl and my uncle had sex
>We made out and while crying
a snowball kiss is when "a woman gives [oral sex] to her partner, he ejaculates in her mouth, and she doesn't swallow" the semen. She then kisses him, transferring the fluids to his mouth.

>>7168
too bad it sounds like you were in if you just went for it. probably just a fling. If it was recent enough (like a month) and you have the money you could try going over and getting in touch but any longer than that and she probably won't want to see you. People forget this type of 'love' fast

One time i misclicked in a dm and ended up sending a dick pick to a gal who i wasn't even flirting with or anything. Total genuine accident. She did not fucking believe me and it ruined the friendship and i was blocked. I no longer keep dick pics in my camera roll for that exact reason.

>>10319
She was never your friend if she freaked out that bad over seeing a part of your body.
You were a simp and she freaked out because the thought of sex with you disgusted her.

>>10320
Stepping into R9K, my mistake, to say this is horrible advice. If your standard of friendship involves people not being creeped out by a dick pic, that's insanely unrealistic. Loads of people are just really uncomfortable with stuff like that, and wouldn't trust the possibility that it was an accident. Maybe it would be different if they were like super close friends who knew eachother forever and knew everything about one another, but for casual friendships it's a total gamble. An awkward moment like that could wreck a friendship depending on the strength of the friendship and the sensitivities of the recipient.

>>10325
This post is a great example of how narcissistic abuse against sub 8 males is normalized in western society. Allow me to deconstruct.
>Stepping into R9K, my mistake, to say this is horrible advice. If your standard of friendship involves people not being creeped out by a dick pic, that's insanely unrealistic. Loads of people are just really uncomfortable with stuff like that, and wouldn't trust the possibility that it was an accident.
Wester women and their simps are constantly fainting this sexual prudency while being among the most promiscuous people on the planet. This is give the false hope that if the friend just tries hard enough he can win m'lady's heart. While while getting railed by Chad. The girl's sexcapades are never disclosed to the guy being lead on because THEY KNOW their "friend" is courting them and not really befriending them.
I don't know how old anon is, but he doesn't sound like he's a kid. A normal mature adult woman will understand that their male friends are sexual beings with sexual desires. Even if they're unwilling to help with those hungers, they're not going to be creeped out about seeing this very natural side of their friend.
>Maybe it would be different if they were like super close friends who knew eachother forever and knew everything about one another, but for casual friendships it's a total gamble.
And there it is. Trust. All friendships require trust. And it's clear she doesn't have any for him. Because to her, he's not a friend, but a resource she can use as long as she keeps the possibility of romance ambiguous. She's immediately triggered by the thought of his sexually putting ANY demands on her because that's not was resources do. It'd be as offensive as an employee demanding a blowjob before they started work. He servers her, not the other way around. This dick pic, even when sent by mistake, brings her facade crashing down.
And just look at the tone of this comment. The guy freely gives his time and energy into the friendship, believing this minor faux pas will blow over. While not realizing that her participation in the relationship is 100% transactional. Her presence sits on a razors edge and she is constantly auditing him to ensure that she is getting much more out of it than him. As soon as that imbalance is disturbed, she's quick to evict him, branding him a "creep" that no reasonable person would entertain.
>An awkward moment like that could wreck a friendship depending on the strength of the friendship and the sensitivities of the recipient.
No, it would only wreck a simp relationship. Friends can recognize the humanity in their friends, including their sexuality. And friendships are built on trust, if one errant dick pic, which is simply a body part, is enough to end a friendship it was never real to begin with.

>>10326
I think you’re missing the point.
Honestly I sympathize with the girl

>>10319
This is why I keep dick pics in a separate folder.

>>10333
You're missing the point. Y'all hide behind this puritanical façade because you have contempt for any male sexuality from sub 8 men.
Nudity isn't even a big deal in other Western cultures like Germany.
Y'all just want to keep your orbiters for as long as possible regardless if it's to the detriment of your male "friends".