/R9K/ - Robot - 9000

2: Raphael!

1: What can I do?

2: Go and jerk off.

1: So it's hopeless?

2: Of course it is.
It always was.
From the start.
You'll never be
a girl's erotic dream.
Get used to it.
It's not for you.
Anyhow, it's too late.
All your sexual failures
since adolescence,
the frustration dogging you
since puberty,
have scarred you forever.
Even if you could find a woman,
which I frankly doubt,
it wouldn't work.
It'll never work.
You're orphaned
by the teenage loves you never had.
It's already hurt you.
It'll keep getting worse.
An agonizing bitterness
will fill your heart.
There's no redemption.
No release.
That's how it is.