/R9K/ - Robot - 9000

I guarantee they will cheat on you and blame you for the satisfaction of your reactions. Then they'll play the victim and suck in sympathy from everyone.

If you want a chance of finding your perfect someone, you need to eliminate the competition by encouraging them to go after roasties so you can keep the untainted for yourself. however you shouldn't be spreading it to anyone other than your close friends as it will pollute the pool of men looking for pure women.