/R9K/ - Robot - 9000

In reality, it’s not because all women unanimously refuse to touch them. Rather, it’s actually because incels universally have an absolutely ridiculous idea of the perfect woman that they think that they’re entitled to. They won’t settle for any woman who isn’t a blonde-haired, blue-eyed supermodel with extremely bigoted far-right political views, porcelain white skin, at least 6 feet tall, at least DD cup breasts, under the age of 18, no tattoos, no piercings, no makeup, no vaccinations, no male friends, has never even kissed another man before, and has absolutely no thoughts of her own that don’t involve being a perfectly obsequious slave to her husband’s every single whim and desire. Well, guess what, neckbeards? You will never find such a woman, because such a woman does not even exist - and, even if she did, you can rest that she would absolutely never go anywhere near you. Incels don’t want to work for anything in their lives and are violently angry that they can’t get a ridiculously perfect underage girl who will clean their shitted underwear and blow them while they play Overwatch 2.