/WRK/ - Wagie and Work

>Struggling to find a job
>Nothing fucking coming in
>Employers dead quiet saying nothing
>Struggling with keeping my promise to my parents to not fucking kill myself
>Father gets me "What Colour is your Parachute" which is apparently the best job searching book
>It starts off by gobbling the cock of indeed and saying how hard off employers have and god forbid they have to look at resumes oh my god soooo0oo many people are applying but also teeeheee the job market is the best is ever been can't actually find who we wnat

IM GOING FOT KILL ALL FUCKING AEMPLOLYERS "Your'e probalhy not looking for all the right jonbs you should look at things that require uyourt skills"
I'VE RWREITTEN MY CV AND RESUME AND CUNTING FDUCPJCKING COVER LETTERS FOR EACH FUCKING JOB THIS IS REARRANGING DECK CHAIRS ON THE TITANIC YOU MASSIVE FUCKING UYGHURHEADS IM' FUCKING FUMINNG I CANT GET AN ENTERY LEVEL POSITION WITH A WASTEED DEGREE NOWEHERE IS FUCKING HIRING WHO THE FUCK DO I HAVE OT COMMIT GLOBABL VIOLENCE AGAINST TEEHEE IM JUST FUCKING JOKING NO GLOWING HAHA ITS NOT THAT BAD HAHAA I CANT GET OWRK EVEN THOUGH THE JOB MARKET APPARENTLY HAS ALALLLLLLLL THESE FVACANCYCSS BUTTTTTNONOONNOOO YOU NEED TO DO ANOTHER FUCKING "Get Employed" course whoeehrter the fucking starff memebers are poeople who havn'et been searching in the the jhob market for 10 years and are still insisting that i use the fucking hell site job tinder that is indeed. in fucking dnounggger deed im this fucking close to killing myself in the most public place avaiable with a sign saying "NEEDS 15 YEARS OF EXPERIENCE ENYTRTY POSITION FUCKING BURGER FLIPPER"

HR IS A FUCKING MISTAKE AND IT ISN'T EVENE A MOVE DIFFERENT COUNTRIES THING BECAUSE IM'M NOT SPEAKING FROM A N American perspective who are the fucking leading culture in my shitty english speaking world im in fucking great bongistan where we've got an economy in so much shambles i neeed to go on the fucking dole to make sure that i can afford paying money to travel