>>2356 (OP)14 year old kid kidnapped in 1993 in Eastern Ukraine, gets abducted into this child sex ring, be brought and used by Boris Yeltsin then sold off to the Clinton Foundation. After living in america and a personal plaything by the Clinton's found out a larger conspiracy. The entire planet is controlled by Amphibious Reptiles who burrow down into earth and made entire cities and structures underground and gather energy from the earth's heat given that they are cold blooded creatures. Managed to get captured by the creatures before losing consciousness in the catacombs. Is then sold off to the Highest bidder in Saudi Arabia, Osama Bin'ladden then saved him from his next to be rapist via bribing him. Then trains him to be a gurrella fighter in Afghanistan, he then converts to Islam, he escaped and then got involved in the conflict in Chechnya in 1996 and joins the Conflict on the side of the separatists fighting insurmountable odds. Got caught in a blast from a thermobaric warhead in a building in Grozny. Was permanently scarred. Then escaped behind Russian lines through a combination of hitchhiking and taking trips to neighboring countries, avoided the reptiles. Ended up back to his hometown to search for his family. Finds no sign of them. Asked around and found a tidbit of information from a local policemen, that they were taken to a unmarked facility in Kiev. Managed to sneak into unmarked facility guarded by the shape shifting Reptiles. Realized it was a node to a underground facility. Managed to sneak into underground facility. Realized the untimely demise of his whole family by the leader of the Reptiles, Alex Jones
(idk, just fill in something). Then get's locked up and put into a cage to be sent to George Bush's personal Estate. Get injected cocaine in eyeballs. escaped during 9/11.. okay I ended it there. You guys can pick up the story.