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MATTRESS APPRECIATOR GENERAL - /MAG/ MATTRESS APPRECIATOR GNRL-/MAG/ 2020-12-21 (Mon) 05:01:15 No.12787

WHAT's the most important piece of furniture?
The thing you spend A THIRD of your LIFE on.
THE THING that will MURDER YOUR BACK if it's not GOOD.

We MUST establish a GENERAL THREAD in order to CONGLOMERATE INFORMATION pertaining to MATTRESSES in order to sift through the LIES and TRUTHS of BOURGEOIS MATTRESS COMPANIES.

We WILL NOT be mattress ENTHUSIASTS, but rather APPRECIATORS.
For the MATTRESS ENTHUSIAST of REDDIT does NOTHING but SIMP for BOURGEOIS MATTRESS COMPANIES, and they are all PRICE QUEENS.
WE APPRECIATE the ARTISTRY of the MATTRESS
WE APPRECIATE its QUALITY
WE APPRECIATE its VALUE
A LARGER TAG does not a BETTER MATTRESS MAKE
A MORE POPULAR COMPANY does not a BETTER MATTRESS MAKE
AFFORDABILITY and long-term DURABILITY & COMFORT are the most SUPREME VALUES which MATTRESS APPRECIATORS ought to ADHERE TO.

Starting premise for discussion:
Is the Purple a load of SNAKE OIL?
Or is it the genuine FUTURE of MATTRESSES?
I personally enjoyed the feeling demoing it at a Macy's,
but I don't know if it's the sort of thing that gets worse with time.
Would appreciate the input of anons who maybe sleep on one every night for years.

Anonymous Comrade 2020-12-21 (Mon) 05:01:15 No.12791

>>12787
bump for schizo with creative ideas

Anonymous Comrade 2020-12-21 (Mon) 05:01:16 No.12797

Here's some history of sleep for context. De-bourgeoify your bedroom. Reject the conspiracy to sell more space and furniture by atomizing the sleeping unit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C16L3Z8oI_E

Anonymous Comrade 2020-12-21 (Mon) 05:01:17 No.12803

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>>12791
Really, can this be every thread?

Anonymous Comrade 2020-12-21 (Mon) 05:01:17 No.12804

>>12803
No

Anonymous Comrade 2020-12-21 (Mon) 05:01:17 No.12806

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>>12797
You know, I've been pretty turned off of LindyBeige since I became more of a leftist due to his Anglo Imperial Chauvinism,
but that video's pretty good actually.
I'd no idea people'd just prefer to sleep as a group in the past.
Straight up sleeping with another merchant at the inn to cut deals through pillow-talk.
I knew there was a reason why I feel like total shit lying in bed alone everynight, and start to hyperfocus on otherwise nonintrusive tinnitus which ends up driving me kind of coocoo.
Haven't started to hear voices yet at least.

Anonymous Comrade 2020-12-21 (Mon) 05:01:17 No.12809

>>12806
IMO Lindybeige is one of those people who has his heart in the right place and a good head on his shoulders but is clearly surrounded by retarded/poisonous ideology and isn't critical enough of his own context. History buffs tend to fall into rightoid nonsense if they don't have a solid materialist base, because the main alternative is nationalist narratives.

I forget if he discussed it in that video, but being alone in general is probably a form of low-grade trauma. Most people throughout history spent most of their time with at least one other person within line of sight, shouting distance, or arm's reach.

Anonymous Comrade 2020-12-21 (Mon) 05:01:18 No.12817

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>mfw someones unironically asks me if foam or coil systems are better.

Anonymous Comrade 2020-12-21 (Mon) 05:01:20 No.12829

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I know literally and I mean literally nothing about mattresses. so, where should I head first to get properly mattress-pilled?

Also thoughts on best mattress types and accesories for GERD sufferers? My cheap one is killing me right now.

Anonymous Comrade 2020-12-21 (Mon) 05:01:20 No.12830

… This is /b/ material

Anonymous Comrade 2020-12-21 (Mon) 05:01:20 No.12831

Lol wtf is this thread…..buuuut. I am getting neck pain and I don’t know why. What is the right level of firmness to keep the spine straight during night?

Anonymous Comrade 2020-12-21 (Mon) 05:01:21 No.12834

>>12817
So which is better?

Anonymous Comrade 2020-12-21 (Mon) 05:01:22 No.12838

unironically interested in this

Anonymous Comrade 2020-12-21 (Mon) 05:01:22 No.12842

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imagine paying a bunch of money for boxes and springs and memory foam when you could be sleeping better on just a piece of cloth

Anonymous Comrade 2020-12-21 (Mon) 05:01:24 No.12863

What is answer to the pillow question? I use like 3 pillows of varying size and varying folds but I'm never really comfortable. I want my sleep like my socialism: Scientific.

Anonymous Comrade 2020-12-21 (Mon) 05:01:24 No.12864

>>12863
Get a big old firm one that compresses and rises. You could also stack a shitty thin one that still compresses nicely on top of another shit one without compression, same effect.

Anonymous Comrade 2020-12-21 (Mon) 05:01:27 No.12883

My mattress is 20 years old and I have a 4" gel layer on top of it. So far it is saving my spine that my bed was previously eating.

Anonymous Comrade 2020-12-21 (Mon) 05:01:27 No.12884

I'm renting a furnished house and the master came with an extremely firm King - and its sooo nice both the size and comfort. Sleeping alone in a huge bed is peak comfiness.

Anonymous Comrade 2020-12-21 (Mon) 05:01:28 No.12888

Can I get some weighted blanket recommendations? Been curious about them lately.

Anonymous Comrade 2020-12-21 (Mon) 05:01:29 No.12895

So should one sleep facing upwards or not?

Anonymous Comrade 2020-12-21 (Mon) 05:01:29 No.12898

>>12842
based and hammockpilled
in all seriousness, any old mattress will do if you have memory foam or gel of some kind on top. you will never go back.

Anonymous Comrade 2020-12-21 (Mon) 05:01:30 No.12912

I appreciate the artistry of the mattress.

Anonymous Comrade 2020-12-21 (Mon) 05:02:26 No.13368

Anybody have thoughts on natural latex mattresses & pillows? I've been using one for years now & I will never go back to polyurethane shit ever again

Anonymous Comrade 2020-12-21 (Mon) 05:02:26 No.13370

>>13368
Also a 100% latex mattress will have zero springs in it

>>12863
I put 2 pillows under my head and one behind my back, that's if your a side sleeper though

Shaytan 2020-12-21 (Mon) 05:02:27 No.13374

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>>12842
Imagine sleeping on a cloth that you can get stuck in when you could just sleep on one of these babies and you won't even need trees to set one up

Anonymous Comrade 2020-12-21 (Mon) 05:02:27 No.13375

>>13374
nice numbers
and based and cotpilled

Anonymous Comrade 2020-12-21 (Mon) 05:02:27 No.13378

If your bed is not firm as fuck, you are fucking up your back. Foam, memory foam, water beds, plush, all that shit is bourgeois and bad for you.

Anonymous Comrade 2020-12-21 (Mon) 05:02:27 No.13380

>>13378
source tho?

Anonymous Comrade 2020-12-21 (Mon) 05:02:27 No.13381

>>13378
Go sleep on the floor then.

Shaytan 2020-12-21 (Mon) 05:02:28 No.13385

>>13381
Sleeping on the floor is what most of humanity did before beds were invented though and we evolved to sleep on hard surfaces (with a little cushion to make it feel bearable)

Anonymous Comrade 2020-12-21 (Mon) 05:02:28 No.13388

>>13385
shut the fuck up kaczynski, i still see zero evidence it's better than modern alternatives

Shaytan 2020-12-21 (Mon) 05:02:28 No.13389

>>13388
I literally posted the best solution right her and it doesnt involve giving up technology
>>13374

Anonymous Comrade 2020-12-21 (Mon) 05:02:29 No.13394

>>13389
Are you single?

Shaytan 2020-12-21 (Mon) 05:02:29 No.13395

>>13394
Um yes why do u ask

Anonymous Comrade 2020-12-21 (Mon) 05:02:29 No.13396

>>13395
Well it'd be kinda hard for two people to sleep in that kind of bed.

Shaytan 2020-12-21 (Mon) 05:02:29 No.13397

>>13396
That's true

Anonymous Comrade 2020-12-21 (Mon) 05:02:46 No.13525

Dude's a leak in my room absolutely soaked my mattress. Mattress Masters what should I get to replace it?

Anonymous Comrade 2020-12-21 (Mon) 05:02:46 No.13526

>>13525
In my experience, novelty mattresses are overpriced and worse than normal mattrsses. BUT store bought mattresses are expensive as fuck. Mail in mattresses are less expensive, surprisingly. I used to sleep in an Ikea mattress and I had 0 problems with it.
I'm currently sleeping in a 10 year old mattress and I have 0 problems with it.

Very soft mattresses hurt my back, as well as very hard ones. Anything in the middle is good for me. I know this is vague. If you are hesitant to drop yourself on your mattress because it might feel bad because it is too hard, then it is too hard. If you have trouble crawling on top of it because it is too soft, then it is too soft.

Anonymous Comrade 2020-12-21 (Mon) 05:02:52 No.13582

>>13374
Are they really that much better than beds? I couldn't find any info on it.

Anonymous 2021-09-05 (Sun) 14:21:58 No.19170

>>12787
Why the fuck are the damn things so expensive?

Anonymous 2021-09-05 (Sun) 14:57:06 No.19175

>>19170
same reason a macbook is so expensive. the memory foam wears out, you get bedbugs, gotta buy a whole new one 4 years later.
Thats why I sleep in a hammock

Anonymous 2021-09-07 (Tue) 11:42:11 No.19181

bros how do dry my matteress in rain

i keep splling water on it so much
on both the sides

Anonymous 2021-09-07 (Tue) 13:17:39 No.19182

>>19181
You can put salt in a kitchen towel and use it as a big desiccant pack and put in on the mattress.
Depending where you live you might get a cheaper non food quality salt that is used for deicing sidewalks in hardware stores.
You can help the desiccation process if you got a clothing Iron and use it to heat up the mattress before you put the salt bag on it.
You can also try to use a vacuum cleaner to suck out the moist air from the mattress.

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