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/Scibbon/ - Scientific Study of Gibbons TheGibbonNoticer 2021-01-13 (Wed) 12:09:23 No.13754

We need to study the Gibbons. Collect all the new youtube video that is related to the Gibbon. Only then can we unlock their secrets.

Here's a recent one: gibbons fighting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Si31_UKLaa0
Notice how their comical anatomy makes them physically unable to hurt each other. (And please, take note in your scibbon notebook.)

Here's the other Gibbon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxQAB5C3Glo
Note: it's called kulak gibbon - a very rare species indeed. It got its name from hoarding humans. A single kulak gibbon can hoard up to 6 humans, but some sources say they've seen a whole human village being owned by a kulak gibbon. (N.B. in your notebook: further study of Gibbon class structure is required.

More on warfare:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCP9wqgtJhE
Notice the superiority of Gibbon agility vs. the puny jaw strength of the dog who can't even bite once. Other species it seems, are afraid of the Gibbon. The Gibbon uses tactical warfare aimed at influencing its enemy's psychology, the enemy gets irritated, makes mistakes, the Gibbon wins.

Another inferior species: the feline.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWZ2QVx9pr8
It has no chance against the Gibbons masterful coordination and speed. The feline is immediately defeated. Inferior scum felines. If Gibbons anything more than inferior scum canines, it's the coward felines.

Let us study more Gibbonology together.

Anonymous 2021-01-13 (Wed) 15:23:19 No.13755

I watched all the videos, very nice.
>study
I am gonna stop you right there, we won't get out of this mess the same way we got into it in the first place. We need to return to monke, leaving the trees was the biggest mistake.

Anonymous 2021-01-13 (Wed) 15:53:49 No.13756

BOONS

Anonymous 2021-01-13 (Wed) 15:57:23 No.13757

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>>13756
>baboons

TheBaboonNoticer 2021-01-14 (Thu) 00:56:08 No.13759

>>13756
Did someone say baboons

Anonymous 2021-01-14 (Thu) 10:36:46 No.13768

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https://www.marxist.com/the-class-struggles-in-the-roman-republic-introduction-to-the-first-german-edition.htm
<The great English historian and author of The History of the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire, Edward Gibbon, wrote in the 18th century that history was “little more than the register of the crimes, follies, and misfortunes of mankind”. (The History of the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire, vol. 1, p. 69.)

Anonymous 2021-01-15 (Fri) 22:52:27 No.13778

Vid about a champion Muay Thai fighter. He hugs a girl inappropriately in training while she's doing pad work, and gets an angry response from other fighters. The Vid mentions a study about baboons at 4.03

Anonymous 2021-01-17 (Sun) 15:47:56 No.13790

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Anonymous 2021-01-18 (Mon) 13:54:09 No.13816

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Numbær FIFTEEN: Burger King Lar Gibbon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSrDo0nclUQ

Anonymous 2021-01-24 (Sun) 15:32:31 No.13879

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https://www.ianvisits.co.uk/blog/2021/01/22/300th-anniversary-grinling-gibbons-festival-coming-to-london-in-august/
Grinling Gibbons
<Gibbons pioneered a highly distinctive style, carving in very high relief with exceptional naturalistic detail. His trademark was cascades of fruit, leaves, flowers, foliage, fish, and birds, and his works are today represented in the Royal Collection and Historic Royal Palaces, as well as across museums, country houses and churches.

Anonymous 2021-01-25 (Mon) 05:10:10 No.13884

>>13879
What a lanky fella.

Anonymous 2021-01-25 (Mon) 05:31:45 No.13885

I reckon their arms are designed to fling shit

Anonymous 2021-01-27 (Wed) 03:04:45 No.13905

>>13885
It's called brachiation
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brachiation

Anonymous 2021-01-28 (Thu) 18:04:06 No.13940

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STANLEY GIBBONS RUSSIAN STAMPS

Anonymous 2021-01-29 (Fri) 03:27:52 No.13970

>>13940
like, the fuck am I looking at?

Anonymous 2021-01-29 (Fri) 04:23:02 No.13983

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Anonymous 2021-01-29 (Fri) 04:24:49 No.13985

>>13816
GIBBONS ARE FUKKEN INSANEEE

Anonymous 2021-01-29 (Fri) 11:36:18 No.14002

>>13970
It's a page from Stanley Gibbons stamp catalogue. Stanley Gibbons is a shop in London that sells stamps to collectors.
I know a joke isn't funny when you explain it anon, but I thought it would be funny to include people /companies named "Gibbons", companies, ecc. ITT as well as lower order primates anons were expecting.
I chose soviet stamps, because it's a left wing imageboard, mostly. But also, just because I really like them. They seem to have a bright pioneering spirit to them.

Anonymous 2021-01-29 (Fri) 12:41:39 No.14003

Anonymous 2021-02-01 (Mon) 02:39:49 No.14037

It seems the gibno has one lethal enemy: the snek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6iIKmIO4zU

Anonymous 2021-02-01 (Mon) 03:07:35 No.14038

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Anonymous 2021-02-01 (Mon) 04:47:23 No.14039

>>14003
i want that sad monke stamp now

Anonymous 2021-02-01 (Mon) 21:01:38 No.14047

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>>14039
I don't want to turn it into a stamp collecting thread it's too late for that but how about some interesting modernist monkey stamps from Cuba to add to your collection?

Anonymous 2021-02-04 (Thu) 06:30:52 No.14089

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