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 No.19128

Anybody else masturbate? If you don't I think you should give it a try. It's pretty fun and it feels really nice once you get the hang of it. I bet even Stirner enjoyed stroking the ol' unique property if you catch my drift
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 No.19130

I just tried it and it was amazing anon
We need to get the word out about this

The people are really missing out on this amazing hobby!
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 No.19144

>>19131
Nah I jacked off to an artsy photoshoot of an actress which wouldn't even be considered pornographic to most people
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 No.19176

I'm trying not to and you just post a girl in glasses? Not fair.
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 No.19413

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AWWW YESSSSSS!!!
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 No.19425

every day 2-3 times. And now just after watching the tits posted here:

http://wz6bnwwtwckltvkvji6vvgmjrfspr3lstz66rusvtczhsgvwdcixgbyd.onion/hobby/res/19423.html
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 No.19426

boring without nipples
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 No.19446

>>19128
Jacking off isn't really a hobby unless you're serious about it. For example, I like to live dangerously, so I've jacked off in all sorts of places where it is not the best solution to pass the time. In a ditch? Jacked off. In a combat vehicle? Jacked off. But my favorite challenge is the porta john challenge. What you do is go to a training area with blistering heat, make sure you consume lots of caffeinated drinks, against all known advice and directions by your superiors. Once there, break out the ol' phone and start looking at your favorite porn and start jacking off inside the porta john. If you manage to finish before you pass out, you win, and if you don't, then you're probably going to die with your dick in your hand. Bonus points for your corpse being found with the most disturbing porn ever. Also, your battery will severely degrade from such usage, so make sure you budget for a new phone.
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 No.19447

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>dangerous right wing message
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 No.19448

I try and balance it out. Usually I only jerk off every two days or so. Nofap people are nuts but I do think constantly exposing yourself to degenerate pornography and jerking off constantly can desensitize you.
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 No.19451

>>19448
I haven't gotten there yet, and I don't think I'm going to. I think I'm Aleister Crowley mode. A lot of people thought he was some kind of cultist, but I think he was just really horny.
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 No.19531

>>19448
Jerking off to your own imagination is the golden mean
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 No.19533

masturbation is a sin, a sin which only destroys our souls, also, when you fap and coom, you slowly die inside, the enemy laughs as you're but a pathetic faggot who'd rather coom than do something usefull with that time

stop cooming, start prepping, you filthy, ugly, wannabe commie faggot
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 No.19534

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>>19533
>stop cooming
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 No.20088

>>19128
>/cum/munism general
>workers of the world unzip
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 No.20123

>>19533
>>19447
>muh porn is time consuming

Most people don’t waste their lives consuming porn 24/7.
Those are outliers.
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 No.20156

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mind is mind … distraction is distraction … ergo beware quantum entanglement with de facto adultery against your future wife/husband/givadam … the actual word "masturbation" is an insult & is used as norm? … auto-orgasm with fantasy is real so beware mind rape in the dream dimension (serious religious types will know)
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 No.20157

>>20123
This. Not to mention that you get diminishing returns the more often you fap. People should actually think about how much time they waste on the Internet instead.
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 No.20158

actually …

… in the image saturated world "porn" is now "sports" (non hidden)

"porn" is something that takes effort to find … & the "shame" allows catharsis/insights?

… real "porn" is non something you can "do" in 20secs on yer "phone"
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 No.20162

>>20158
> … real "porn" is non something you can "do" in 20secs on yer "phone"
True. Same with video games: they were considered almost equivalent to heroin by our parents but now appear rather tame compared to smartphones.
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 No.20163

>>20162
That's not true, when kids spend real life money on Fortnite skins and Roblox skins, that's when parents get pissed at games.
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 No.20164

"Porn" has been de'facto ambient normalized … so is non longer "porn" … the very streets have became optical mess of "pornophilia" … go smartly about "yer bizness" … only have eyes for your one true love/loves etc :)

Investigate Tulpa to survive this era of 6HEX … for instance only cumsume JLO or SPORTS ILLUSTRATED SWIMSUIT … though the USA era/eon/epoch publisher vampire game will own yer very eyes …

No … know … total abstinance & rise up the logical weirdness insights …

Get a wife/life already …you fools!
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 No.20165

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>>20163
>when kids spend real life money on Fortnite skins and Roblox skins, that's when parents get pissed at games
That's more of a recent problem, before that the focus was on how addictive video games are.
>>20164
>Get a wife/life already …you fools!
Boring tradcon propaganda. The nuclear family was a mistake.

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