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 No.4391[View All]

Archive of first Incel Humor Thread:
https://web.archive.org/web/20231121161437/https://leftychan.net/R9K/res/131.html
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 No.8723

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>Roasties in their 30's after ignoring their looksmatch for nearly 20 years.
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 No.8727

>>8723
She looks too good for someone in their 30s
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 No.8746

>>8727
>Thirties is the start of senescence.

You need to socialize with elderly people for at least a few years.
Then go amongst tricenarians.
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 No.8756

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 No.8774

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This is basically what 99% of women are doing with their new sexual liberation.
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 No.8785

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>I want to wait this time.
<Her bedroom before she met you.
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 No.8821

>>8785
Wait so those blue casings just exist to form the weiner and cook it, and are immediately taken off? That's a little weird because it doesn't seem like they can be reused then.
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 No.8825

>>8821
Yeah, they're casings. Originally they were pig intestines and they'd just be left on.
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 No.8931

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 No.8935

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 No.8967

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 No.8990

>>8927
LOL that's kinda wholesome tho
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 No.9025

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Synthol are the BBLs of male looksmaxxers.
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 No.9026

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>>4988
Bullshit. People don't want to "get off" so badly they'll be gay. I never bought that argument. Like guys in prison who come out all macho like fucking men inside wasn't gay. No, it's gay.
There's no such thing as a straight man who is just SO horny he MUST fuck someone, doesn't matter what gender. That's what masturbation is for. And it doesn't turn you gay. Seeking out and boning another man is GAY.

End of discussion.
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 No.9027

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>>7082
Fuck off, incel. You hate them because they won't fuck you. You WOULD fuck them though. Ugly reject.

She's upset about public shitting and you're taking sides against her. You're in the wrong here. Your lack of pussy has made you insane.
Condolences.
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 No.9028

>>8367
You will actually die without having ever experienced sex. But you keep justifying that however you like.
lol
I hope you believe in reincarnation or something. Because you're gonna regret the fuck out of that one.
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 No.9029

>>8684
But she's hideous.
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 No.9033

>>9026
My sweet summer child.
Youre so innocent.
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 No.9101

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All women know is play bridge, Charleston and drive car
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 No.9120

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 No.9142

>>9120
I sometimes think that there is a state of existence before birth: precarnation.

I believe that God have us all a choice in precarnation of whether or not we want to be born.
I sometimes think that some miscarriages are a result of precarnative choice to not be born

>>5778
Sorry but I don’t speak automisandry.
Male nudes aren’t always the duck but male bodies aren’t appreciated for beauty the way female bodies are. In fact it’s been standardized for men to be hairy and fat
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 No.9229

>>8409
Wow… Why the suicide shame pussy but then when it's girl female? Gender hypocrisy?
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 No.9235

>>6980
xitter is a giant group hug for ugly, malicious cancers with personality disorders
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 No.9457

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>>9455
>posting this NATO lackey propagandist mouthpiece
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 No.9458

>>9455
Yo Denmark isn't in Norway
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 No.9565

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Are you financially celibate anon?
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 No.9621

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 No.9881

>>6168
This was me, but fucking hookers in SEA because she's so fucking washed up. Even the hookers are fat and like 30+ years old. Also they don't even pretend to like you. I've actually lost interest in fucking hookers and just masturbate to old memories because these bitches are fucking gross.
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 No.9886

>>9881
Are they all really that bad? Aren't there laws that make it illegal in a few places over there?
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 No.9983

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 No.9999

>>9983
The man in the pic is both cute and tall + white
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 No.10330

>>10328
I find this image hard to believe.
If you had the boys bodycount be at least a quarter of their female counterpart that would be more believable.

I don’t find a lot of young women having that much sex nowadays.
They’re more likely doing only fans or have frequent sex with a small clientele
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 No.10337

>>10330
It's exaggerated but I was friends with a Chad and he had a roster of women that he slept with every week. Doesn't mean he had a new partner every week but I'd say he had about 50 different partners a year.
After 10 years that's 500 partners. Which isn't that far from the 1600 figure in the meme.
And I was a virgin, mostly by choice for several years while knowing him.
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 No.10339

>>10337
That's 50 partners a year on average. Sometimes he wouldn't have any partners. Other times he'd tell me about how he smashed one everyday for a year.
Before you all say he was lying, This guy was rich with a big 2500 sq foot home he lived in by himself that his parents gave him. He threw parties every month and was infamous around town. And yes he did have a reputation.
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 No.10340

>>10339
*smashed one everyday for a week

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