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 No.8759[View All]

State-issued girlfriend program thread


Alternate titles for this program/policy/initiative/plan:
state-assigned
state-issued
state-mandated
state-appointed
state-ordered
state-mediated
state-arranged

government-assigned
government-issued
government-mandated
government-appointed
government-ordered
government-mediated
government-arranged
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 No.11121

>>8831
>At what point do you just admit you are a failure of a man who can't do anything
himself.

No one can do anything themself. Also you don’t do a job of convincing these people that their ideas are wrong by telling them they’re are failures.

>You don't want to buy a house or interview for a job or ask a girl out. You want somebody else to do the work and give you the result. That's the problem.

We don’t want to shift the responsibility to someone else we want to abolish the buying of houses and employment of workers all together.
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 No.11142

>>10927
>>10931
Maybe we should have courting classes for teenagers and have mandatory sex education and homestead training
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 No.11777

>>8762
>>8770
This dissent reminds me of how people want 'background checks' for legal gun ownership. Just more lib glowie bullshit.
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 No.11784

>>11777
Yet this board wants the state to provide a romantic pair-bonding program for adults
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 No.11785

>>8762
Having a GF is not like having a kid
Kids aren’t allowed any ounce of autonomy

It’s actually much easier to rape and beat your kids without much backlash

Kids aren’t allowed to work or date but even if they were, adults are allowed to take their earnings and end their relationships.

Having a kid is more like having a pet. Having a gf is like having a rent-a-queen who gives you sex WHEN SHE FEEL LIKE IT
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 No.11834

>>11785
>It’s actually much easier to rape and beat your kids without much backlash
Are you sure? I think people don't look kindly on child-rapists, in fact, they would be abhorred.
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 No.11835

>>11785
lmao what the fuck is wrong with you was this written by a fucking martian?
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 No.11856

>>11834
Only those that are exposed.
>>11835
What was wrong with what I said?

This is coming from the same board that says “sex is a duty for women, and a need for men”
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 No.11858

>>11856
>“sex is a duty for women, and a need for men”
I have never said that, but I agree that /R9K/ is easily the worst board on the site, which is why I rarely post on this board. Your post was exactly as baffling as other posts here.
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 No.11861

>>11858
Maybe I ought to clarify what I meant then. I’m saying that it’s easier for adults to abuse/patronize kids without getting much immediate consequence compared to if you do it to women.
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 No.11872

>>10532
>gooner

They’re not gooners
They look down on gooners as cucks. These entitled men wouldn’t be satisfied with mere porn alone.
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 No.11873

>>10576
This vision of liberation you have is more applicable for young people.
Our liberal-capitalist regime is infantilizing young people, increasing the age of dependency.
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 No.11895

in a centrally planned socialist society i would support a state matchmaking service if it was also paired with a bachelor tax
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 No.11896

>>8831
Do you grow your own food? Do you sow your own clothes? Farm your own animals? Typical commune-fetishizing anarcho-primitivists.
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>>8809
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 No.11917

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>>8809
>>9214
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 No.11919

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>>9214
>>8809
Open to requests; I enjoy pushing propaganda.
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 No.11926

>>11919
is this sites active?
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 No.11956

>>11926
LOL, looks like the propaganda's doing its job.
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 No.11972

>>11926
It will be once the commies take over
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 No.11988

>>11917
I'll take this one. I don't like thicc girls. They blow up like balloons once they're married.
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 No.12296

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>>8809
>>9214

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 No.12313

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>>8809
>>9214

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 No.12316

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>>8809
>>9214

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 No.12317

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>>8809
>>9214

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 No.12318

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>>8809
>>9214

>>11912
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>>12296
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 No.12491

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>>8809
>>9214

>>11912
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>>12296
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 No.12492

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>>8809
>>9214

>>11912
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>>12296
>>12313
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 No.12493

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>>8809
>>9214

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>>12296
>>12313
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>>12491
>>12492
State issued girlfriend ID card license + template PNG
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 No.12516

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 No.12522

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>>12516

>>12493
>>12492
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 No.12524

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>>12516
>>12493
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 No.12525

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>>12524
>>12524
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 No.13071

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State mandated gf meme going viral.
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 No.13072

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>>13071
This is the one I got. I really need to passportmaxxx
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 No.13073

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 No.13077

>>13072
>HEEEEEEEEEYUUUUUUUH BEST PAL, FRIEND… guy? Person? Annnnnnnywaaaayyyyuh so I guess we're stuck in this whole state girlfriend thing, huh? [in an exaggerated robot voice][does robot dance moves while talking] HELLO. I VOLUNTEER AS TRUBUTE. Hahaha, CUH-RAYZEEEEEE WEEEEEE-WOOOOOO! But I think it's something that you, MY BESTEST FRIEND EVER EVER IN THE WHOLE WORLD… [says in a Jim Carrey voice to an invisible camera][through clenched teeth]…according to THIS GUY, apparently [coughs and points to the officer] and I, what with me somehow being YOUR super awesome best friend… [talks out the side of mouth to an invisible audience] again, ACCORDING TO HIM… uh, we'll figure out. Well, that's unless you die or something, that would be bad. Like, really, REALLY bad. Or if I die and *GASP*… [in a squeaky SpongeBob voice] I could DIE. That's even WORSE, like super duper mega BAD! Oh no. I COULD DIE! [whispers][stares at you] I could die. You wouldn't let that happen. Would you? [grabs you][in an exaggerated evil voice] WOULD YOU?! [shakes you harder] HARREH DID YOU PUT YA NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FOIYAH?!
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 No.13078

>>13077
Is this supposed to be good or bad? I can't tell.
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 No.13079

>>13078
It depends on your tastes. Do you want to Disney Adult gf?
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 No.13080

>>13079
To be honest with you most guys getting a girlfriend through one of these hypothetical programs would probably not be happy with whichever woman they get.Especially if the main way people couple up is still the typical way of courting and dating while you were such a loser you had to rely on a government service. Although there's always been guys who have trouble gaining women through such means and will always need help At least that hypothetical woman seems to be in good spirits although it's probably based on delusion. You can't really expect the best outcome in such situations.
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 No.13081

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>>13080
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 No.13082

>>13071
>r/trueuglywomen
Reminder that they had to shut down a femcel subreddit because there were too many suitors asking them out.
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 No.13087

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 No.13103

Its 2026 and I'm still glad I didnt take the covid jab

Where's my girlfriend at? I was supposed to get a free gf because my blood is clean from the jab.
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 No.13108

>>13071
>Imagine if (something that literally happens every fucking day)
lmao
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 No.13122

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>>13087
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 No.13125

>>13087
Would shag both the transhet female and the fat cishet female
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 No.13126

>>13125
At the same time?
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 No.13127

>>13126
Yea why not
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 No.13142

>>13071
Why is r/incels and r/braincels banned while what is basically a femcel subreddit is still up?

>>13108
What happens every day?

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