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No.11926
>>11919is this sites active?
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No.11956
>>11926LOL, looks like the propaganda's doing its job.
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No.11972
>>11926It will be once the commies take over
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No.11988
>>11917I'll take this one. I don't like thicc girls. They blow up like balloons once they're married.
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No.13077
>>13072>HEEEEEEEEEYUUUUUUUH BEST PAL, FRIEND… guy? Person? Annnnnnnywaaaayyyyuh so I guess we're stuck in this whole state girlfriend thing, huh? [in an exaggerated robot voice][does robot dance moves while talking] HELLO. I VOLUNTEER AS TRUBUTE. Hahaha, CUH-RAYZEEEEEE WEEEEEE-WOOOOOO! But I think it's something that you, MY BESTEST FRIEND EVER EVER IN THE WHOLE WORLD… [says in a Jim Carrey voice to an invisible camera][through clenched teeth]…according to THIS GUY, apparently [coughs and points to the officer] and I, what with me somehow being YOUR super awesome best friend… [talks out the side of mouth to an invisible audience] again, ACCORDING TO HIM… uh, we'll figure out. Well, that's unless you die or something, that would be bad. Like, really, REALLY bad. Or if I die and *GASP*… [in a squeaky SpongeBob voice] I could DIE. That's even WORSE, like super duper mega BAD! Oh no. I COULD DIE! [whispers][stares at you] I could die. You wouldn't let that happen. Would you? [grabs you][in an exaggerated evil voice] WOULD YOU?! [shakes you harder] HARREH DID YOU PUT YA NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FOIYAH?! >>
No.13078
>>13077Is this supposed to be good or bad? I can't tell.
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No.13079
>>13078It depends on your tastes. Do you want to Disney Adult gf?
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No.13080
>>13079To be honest with you most guys getting a girlfriend through one of these hypothetical programs would probably not be happy with whichever woman they get.Especially if the main way people couple up is still the typical way of courting and dating while you were such a loser you had to rely on a government service. Although there's always been guys who have trouble gaining women through such means and will always need help At least that hypothetical woman seems to be in good spirits although it's probably based on delusion. You can't really expect the best outcome in such situations.
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No.13082
>>13071>r/trueuglywomenReminder that they had to shut down a femcel subreddit because there were too many suitors asking them out.
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No.13103
Its 2026 and I'm still glad I didnt take the covid jab
Where's my girlfriend at? I was supposed to get a free gf because my blood is clean from the jab.
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No.13108
>>13071>Imagine if (something that literally happens every fucking day)lmao
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No.13125
>>13087Would shag both the transhet female and the fat cishet female
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No.13142
>>13071Why is r/incels and r/braincels banned while what is basically a femcel subreddit is still up?
>>13108What happens every day?
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No.13597
>>13142Femcel subreddits should be banned as well. That's what imageboards are for
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No.13689
>>13682Can I get a party slut instead of a goth? All that moping and emotional neediness would get tiresome quickly.
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No.13691
>>13689You only get one substitute. If you don't like it tough shit.
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No.13692
>>13689Beggars don't get to be choosers. Do you think any female volunteer would want a mopey, needy guy whose life goal is getting a gf?