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State-issued girlfriend program thread


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 No.10473

>>10467
>a dating sim about an incel ordering a state-assigned gf made by Russians
<Reddit tier
<preachy
<anti male
No idea how you were able to find anti-male propaganda in this game. That's just feminist idpol but male by this point.
>even bums in Russia can pull hotties because there's so few men to go around
When will gaijins stop idealizing a country they have never lived in?
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 No.10499

>>10473
>No idea how you were able to find anti-male propaganda in this game. That's just feminist idpol but male by this point.
The story of the game is that a "Skoof" or middle aged poverty stricken hermit basically a middle aged NEET goes on a website that promises visitors dates with real, attractive "alt" young women.
The site is actually a honey pot for the Russian military to ensnare draft dodgers.
Every single one of the women, save one, is trying to scam the "skoof" in some way. By either trying to get his personal details like his address, so the Russian military can abduct him and send him to the front, or scam money from him.
The one woman that is interested in a real relationship is a busted fellow middle aged single mother. The whole game is just a giant lecture on how "delusional" it is for a middle aged unemployed man to think young women would be genuinely interested in a relationship with him.
It blew up in the feminist Reddit sphere because it appealed to their man hating biases. They really view any man, particularly older men, with such contempt that having simply fantasizing about having sex with younger women is a big sin. They really believe unattached men "deserve" to be single and are all lazy, poor and out of shape.
Redditors like you loved it because it was a dating sim that "told the truth" to the type of men regularly play dating sims. That even thinking that a young woman would want them sexually, even in a fictionally setting, was actually destructive and made them vulnerable to scams like this.
Redditors and libs like you voluntarily promoted the game so that more incels could "learn the truth" which is how someone like me even knows about the game even though it's originally a Russian language game.
Like how much media is made directed at single mom's or middle aged women scolding them for reading romance novels. And how unrealistic it is to even imagine that the hunks they swoon over would ever want them in real life? None.
It's it just such fucking patronizing bullshit for you to even try to pretend otherwise just shows how much of a feminist cuck you are.
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 No.10500

>>10499
>>10473
If you want an example of a non man hating parody of dating sims. Watch the episode of Gravity Falls titled "Soos and the Real Girl".
It's able to make fun of the type of parasocial relationship that do develop with some players of dating sims, without completely shitting on the guy as a irredeemable loser.
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 No.10519

>>10499
>Redditors like you
You're retarded. And the game is blackpilled and critical of the Russian government.
>Like how much media is made directed at single mom's or middle aged women scolding them for reading romance novels.
How many works mock middle-oged virgins that are actually good though? But they are more than zero, I'll give you that.
>And how unrealistic it is to even imagine that the hunks they swoon over would ever want them in real life?
I mean, yeah, shoujo romance is unrealistic, I'm not saying it is (lol no).
>just shows how much of a feminist cuck you are
What a pearl-clutching faggot you are. It's a fucking video game, I'm asking your opinion and you're being an asshole.
>>10500
>"Soos and the Real Girl"
Yeah, I liked it.
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 No.10520

Why are you objectifying women and treating them as a resource to be distributed rather than a person with free will? The only reason you think that there is a distribution problem that the government needs to step in to solve is because capitalism has commodified women, just like everything else.
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 No.10531

>>10520
>a person with free will
AHAHAHAH
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 No.10532

>>10520
because this board is full of the ncel gooner rejects from .ogre
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 No.10533

>>10520
>Why are you objectifying women
Why are you objectifying Chad and reducing non-Chad men to walking wallets rather than people with free will who are allowed to have standards for women that you don't meet, such as virginity and being under 18 years old?
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 No.10535

>>10532
We really need to bully all the chuds so they go back to /pol/ and so this board becomes a real community for purplepillers. Because the purplepill needs more exposure.
>>10533
I don't think the anon does anything you accuse them of doing.
>who are allowed to have standards for women that you don't meet, such as virginity and being under 18 years old
lolwut?
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 No.10571

>>10520
Why are you infantilizing women and men who may be interested in volunteering for state-assigned/state-arranged romantic companionship programs, while instead, you are giving virtual erogenous massages to privatized apps that control our love lives?

Furthermore, Marx said:
What we have to deal with here is a communist society, not as it has developed on its own foundations, but, on the contrary, just as it emerges from capitalist society; which is thus in every respect, economically, morally, and intellectually, still stamped with the birthmarks of the old society from whose womb it emerges.
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 No.10576

>>10533
Capitalism commodifies both sexes. Plus you're a pedo.
>>10571
Saying that there is no liberation from capitalism without the liberation of women is not infantalizing anyone. Women are not a resource; people are not resources. Once people are liberated from being resources for the capitalist system they will date who they want to date and will have more resources to do so. The issues in romantic relationships you see under capitalism will largely go away when people are free to self-actualize as a true human being.
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 No.10577

>>10576
>hurr durr pedo is when you like any girl who's objectively more attractive than me
kys roastie bitch
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 No.10579

>>10576
>they will date who they want to date
that's great I will date the 10/10 stacy or else I call the nkvd on her and her parents
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 No.10580

>>10576
>>they will date who they want to date
That's great, so 15-year-old girls will date 30-something men if they want. You have such an inspiring vision, how do I subscribe to your newsletter?
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 No.10917

>>9156
>This reads like some bitter old person who acts like the world owes them something for losing their spark
Yikes, the reactionary popped out. What do you think reparations are for? Are they also not owed that to oppressed people? Why even free the slaves, the world doesn't owe them anything.

Do better.
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 No.10926

>>10917
If I recall, leftists think reparations are just bribes to continue capitalism.
Also idk what you mean by reactionary
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 No.10927

>>10436
What about for young people?
They are sexual beings too but they’re treated as not needing sexual gratification
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 No.10930

>>10926
>leftists think reparations are just bribes to continue capitalism
>leftists think
So you aren't a leftist, huh?
>reparations are just bribes to continue capitalism
That's not even the main problem. The reparations are impossible since the bougies will have to pay an ENORMOUS amount of money for the resources their ancestors stole. Which is not gonna happen.
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 No.10931

>>10927
I'm for legalizing prostitution in the west. I also support stipends for single men to fund surrogacy.
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 No.10932

>>10931
Single men and their kids will have to explain how in the world motherhood could be so disrespected the rest of your lives. That's deep. Think long and hard.
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 No.10933

>>10932
'Disrespecting motherhood' is just your opinion. Do you also scold single moms for 'disrespecting fatherhood'?
You don't. As far as explaining it to the child I'd just tell the truth. I couldn't find anyone to marry so I choose to have a child on my own. Women make this choice everyday and no one questions it.
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 No.11121

>>8831
>At what point do you just admit you are a failure of a man who can't do anything
himself.

No one can do anything themself. Also you don’t do a job of convincing these people that their ideas are wrong by telling them they’re are failures.

>You don't want to buy a house or interview for a job or ask a girl out. You want somebody else to do the work and give you the result. That's the problem.


We don’t want to shift the responsibility to someone else we want to abolish the buying of houses and employment of workers all together.
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 No.11142

>>10927
>>10931
Maybe we should have courting classes for teenagers and have mandatory sex education and homestead training
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 No.11777

>>8762
>>8770
This dissent reminds me of how people want 'background checks' for legal gun ownership. Just more lib glowie bullshit.
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 No.11784

>>11777
Yet this board wants the state to provide a romantic pair-bonding program for adults
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 No.11785

>>8762
Having a GF is not like having a kid
Kids aren’t allowed any ounce of autonomy

It’s actually much easier to rape and beat your kids without much backlash

Kids aren’t allowed to work or date but even if they were, adults are allowed to take their earnings and end their relationships.

Having a kid is more like having a pet. Having a gf is like having a rent-a-queen who gives you sex WHEN SHE FEEL LIKE IT
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 No.11834

>>11785
>It’s actually much easier to rape and beat your kids without much backlash
Are you sure? I think people don't look kindly on child-rapists, in fact, they would be abhorred.
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 No.11835

>>11785
lmao what the fuck is wrong with you was this written by a fucking martian?
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 No.11856

>>11834
Only those that are exposed.
>>11835
What was wrong with what I said?

This is coming from the same board that says “sex is a duty for women, and a need for men”
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 No.11858

>>11856
>“sex is a duty for women, and a need for men”
I have never said that, but I agree that /R9K/ is easily the worst board on the site, which is why I rarely post on this board. Your post was exactly as baffling as other posts here.
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 No.11861

>>11858
Maybe I ought to clarify what I meant then. I’m saying that it’s easier for adults to abuse/patronize kids without getting much immediate consequence compared to if you do it to women.
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 No.11872

>>10532
>gooner

They’re not gooners
They look down on gooners as cucks. These entitled men wouldn’t be satisfied with mere porn alone.
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 No.11873

>>10576
This vision of liberation you have is more applicable for young people.
Our liberal-capitalist regime is infantilizing young people, increasing the age of dependency.
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 No.11895

in a centrally planned socialist society i would support a state matchmaking service if it was also paired with a bachelor tax
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 No.11896

>>8831
Do you grow your own food? Do you sow your own clothes? Farm your own animals? Typical commune-fetishizing anarcho-primitivists.
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 No.11919

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>>9214
>>8809
Open to requests; I enjoy pushing propaganda.
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 No.11926

>>11919
is this sites active?
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 No.11956

>>11926
LOL, looks like the propaganda's doing its job.
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 No.11972

>>11926
It will be once the commies take over
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 No.11988

>>11917
I'll take this one. I don't like thicc girls. They blow up like balloons once they're married.
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>>9214

>>11912
>>11917
>>11919
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