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 No.8759

State-issued girlfriend program thread


Alternate titles for this program/policy/initiative/plan:
state-assigned
state-issued
state-mandated
state-appointed
state-ordered
state-mediated
state-arranged

government-assigned
government-issued
government-mandated
government-appointed
government-ordered
government-mediated
government-arranged
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 No.8760

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 No.8761

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some inputs
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 No.8762

Do you even want a girlfriend?

Having a gf is pretty hard. It's difficult emotionally, she's going to make you feel all sorts of ways and you have to figure out how to process all that, you have to figure out how to talk to her in a way that she understands and doesn't lead to fights. And then there are the inevitable fights themselves. Finally the worst part of all there is the breakup.

You also need to do all of that shit like set boundaries for yourself, respect hers, do things for her ALL the fuckin time, get her flowers, bail her out, it's like having a kid.

Are you even prepared to deal with all that? Because the benefits aren't clear cut either: you're on a roller coaster the whole time.
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 No.8763

>>8762
I don't know man, I just like the idea of it
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 No.8769

Or maybe we should like, stop criminalising teenage romance?
Part of the problem with lack of sex/romance is because of juvenoia preventing meaningful connections in your prime years.

In the old days, the village elders used to have social functions to teach newfound adults how to socialize and get mates.

Unfortunately, North America and Western Europe discouraged that kind of child rearing in the eighteenth century, preferring to infantilise young adults, telling the that they should focus only on academia and prepubescent-level leisure.
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 No.8770

>>8763
You're absolutely not ready for a gf.

>>8762
This.
Romantic relationships are just like parent-child relations with some added benefits.
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 No.8771

>>8769
and then, when those youth start "adulting" they shame them for being unable to find a partner, it's perverse
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 No.8809

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some propaganda posters
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 No.8828

The idea of a state assigned gf would work for teens.
In fact. I would rather we have mandatory courtship training starting in childhood.
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 No.8831

>>8759
>state assigned job
>state assigned housing
>state assigned gf
At what point do you just admit you are a failure of a man who can't do anything himself.
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 No.8833

>>8831
>nooo just the anarchy of the market decide everything
fuck you reactionary
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 No.8836

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I propose we pilot the state-mandated GF initiative by first matching older women over 25(Christmas Cakes) with healthy young males aged 13 to 22. This mutually beneficial arrangement could offer much, addressing the vitality of youth while offering their mature counterparts an escape from an otherwise barren existence. Naturally, participation would scarcely need to be enforced.
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 No.8837

>>8833
>nooo just the anarchy of the market decide everything
Why do you not have agency? Why is it either the government or the market that decides for you? Why can't you do anything yourself? Is communism just childhood 2.0? Instead of your parents providing food, housing etc. you want to state to do everything for you?
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 No.8839

>>8831
>>8833
this is a false dichotomy that rejects civil society and is therefore at odds with the historic goals of socialism
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 No.8844

>>8837
>Why do you not have agency? Why is it either the government or the market that decides for you? Why can't you do anything yourself? Is communism just childhood 2.0? Instead of your parents providing food, housing etc. you want to state to do everything for you?
fuck off with this libertarian toddler tantrum. "Agency" is a fucking myth.The "free market" is just feudalism with a fucking spreadsheet.congrats on deepthroating the boot while they auction off your future.You want "personal responsibility"? Cool, go build your own roads, sew your own stitches, and die quietly in a ditch
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 No.8845

>>8837
You seem to think these are individual problems that only affect anon, when in reality housing, jobs and relationships depend entirely on the machinery of society. Those things can only meaningfully improve for everyone if you treat them as a social problem. Conversely treating it as an individual problem is mystifying the reality of capitalism and hurts the proletariat.
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 No.8860

>>8836
What in the absolute fuck is this pedophilic, misogynistic schizophrenia? you’ve spent way too much in incel forums.Women don’t exist to "fix" your warped sense of entitlement and are not your fucking social welfare program.
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 No.8861

>>8844
>"Agency" is a fucking myth
If you don't believe in free will then why are you responding? You can't change anybody's mind with words if free will doesn't exist. Why are you getting upset? Smoke a joint and have a fap instead.

>>8845
>in reality housing, jobs and relationships depend entirely on the machinery of society
You don't want to buy a house or interview for a job or ask a girl out. You want somebody else to do the work and give you the result. That's the problem.
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 No.8865

>>8831
>>8837
>>8861
This is the result of adulthood being reduced to customer rewards program being based on age and finances rather than skill.

Leftism has been reduced to mean reparations for willful losers rather than salvation for the working man.
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 No.8866

>>8860
>Pedophilia
>Misogyny

It's not that.
But it is entitlement
Idk why people have no problem with sending male youths to die in war or work in factories but have a problem with them having sex or romantic relationships

Also,I don't see much backlash against social programs suggesting make elders with female juniors.
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 No.8917

People don't even have a good argument against state-issued GF programs.

The future tide is coming, you can't stop it.

The future belongs to state-issued girlfriends and their companion recipient!
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 No.8924

>>8917
>People don't even have a good argument against state-issued GF programs.

I can't tell if you're joking but the argument is autonomy and consent.
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 No.8925

>>8866
>but have a problem with them having sex or romantic relationships
No one has a problem with you having sex
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 No.8926

>>8924
If you read >>8761
then you'd read in the first image of this particular proposal is that it's on a voluntary basis with licensing. Furthermore, there could be government bureau systems that oversees state-assigned companionship.

Also random, but in the 2nd image they take an anti-Israel stance which is a progressive stance.
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 No.8974

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 No.8975

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>You WILL be single and you WILL enjoy it.
The synthetic left can't help but tail the views of the Demoncrat/Devil-Republican Great Reset elite.
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 No.8980

>>8761
If they're gonna do that, they will also have to de-criminalise teen dating
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 No.8981

>>8980
Why do you lionize teen dating while looking down on chronically single adult men?
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 No.8986

>>8975
they help but cede every point of economic and political tension to the right, they are always ready to defend the worst examples of elite behavior, they are constantly affirm the worst excesses of capitalism even when it appears to take the form of criticism
cutrone was absolutely correct in pointing out how the contemporary left is just the right, they peddle anticapitalism like how a sweatshop peddles a che t-shirt, it isnt even liberalism its just conservative talking points in socialist garb
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 No.8994

>>8981
I don't patronise single men.
I'm a single man myself.

I'm just saying that a major reason for why us single men have problems with getting sex and learning ve in our adult lives is due to lack of opportunity to date in our teen years.


Alot of men like us are going through our teens, twenties, and even early thirties with no romantic experience.

In the old days, village elders held social functions to teach youngsters to interact with the opposite sex.

Of course the Anglo American culture with their puritanical neurosis over sex and romance wants to infantilise us.

Teen dating is criminalized
It's adult dating that's lionised, especially when it's started late in life.
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 No.8995

>>8986
Leftism died in the 1950s thru the 70s.
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 No.9153

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N-no, you don't understand, liberal feminism is the way. There is no way a thing can get co-opted and used against the people…

The way things are are just the way things are and nothing should change that!!
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 No.9154

>>9153
Is this why men kill themselves more? Because they aren't in antidepressants?
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 No.9155

After COVID everyone over the age of 20 something is fat and smelly. Although this could only be a fantasy for young people with high metabolism who avoided that whole nonsense… you too will become fat and smelly cuz this is murica.

Why anyone even laments being an incel today is a mystery to me.
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 No.9156

>>9155
Bruh, COVID is exaggerated as the cause of social problems

Also:
>Although this could only be a fantasy for young people with high metabolism who avoided that whole nonsense… you too will become fat and smelly cuz this is murica.

Where do you get this logic from?

This reads like some bitter old person who acts like the world owes them something for losing their spark
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 No.9157

>>9153
How true is this?
Or rather, how true is the interpretation of said leak!
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 No.9158

>>8761
>muh smol plantations
>muh wankeristocracy
Inceloids turn out to be failed normieshits, more news at 11.

>>8833
>noooo muh volkstaat must give me everything

>>8860
>misoginy
Pretentious reverse-incel hitlerite whore.

>>8986
>no! it isnt even liberalism! its just conservative talking points in–
So it's liberalism.

>>9157
Who do you think is always the most bloodthirsty degenerate hitlerite in times of war? Shitskins, faggots, troons and cunts, of course! No one ever collaborates with militant reaction as much as these parts of the populus since WWI.
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 No.9161

>>9158
> Who do you think is always the most bloodthirsty degenerate hitlerite in times of war? Shitskins, faggots, troons and cunts, of course! No one ever collaborates with militant reaction as much as these parts of the populus since WWI.

You sure? This is something indignant white males say only to then vote for societal collapse en masse and cheer on rape and murder of innocent bystanders
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 No.9162

>>9156
>acts like the world owes them something

what?
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 No.9164

>>9158
>So it's liberalism.
yes and no, it's true that the contemporary conservative position is ultimately a liberal one in some sense, but not vice-versa
liberalism is contradictory, it was the progenitor of both socialism and fascism, it combined moments of progress with moments of regress
this all relates to the failure of the enlightenment project and the dual births of science as a systematic enterprise and ideology as a secular religion
when i say that the left isnt even liberal im also saying that what we call liberalism often isnt really liberalism either, i would rather have genuine liberalism than what we have now just because it would at least not condemn history into a permanent stasis
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 No.9174

"Jacobin
@jacobin
More and more people are using apps like Tinder and
Hinge to date and meet life partners. Dating apps are
increasingly a key aspect of our lives — they shouldn't
be under the control of unaccountable, for-profit
companies.
jacobin.com
Tinder Wants Money. We Want Love. The Solution: Socialize Dating Apps.
Mare and mare people are using apps like Tinder and Hinge to date and meet life
partners. Dating apps are increasingly a key aspect of our lives
they shouldn…"

Uhm… That's just the way it should be, okay, insult!
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 No.9214

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 No.9414

Socialism is the only solution. Bump.
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 No.9833

Governments have a responsibility to ensure the well-being of their citizens.

According to things like Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs, a romantic relationship contributes to an individual's overall well-being. This program can address issues such as social isolation, mental health challenges, and even population decline in certain regions.

The program can provide an opportunity for individuals who struggle to find romantic partners or maintain relationships to experience companionship, emotional support, and intimacy. I believe it can enhance mental well-being and contribute to a healthier society overall.

That is why I am in favor a State-Assigned Girlfriend Program.
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 No.9855

As much as a state assigned girlfriend program sounds nice and scientific planned matchmaking looks the correct way for a developed society, in reality if you already assign stable jobs to people and put them in mass organizations their entire life the need of it is going to fade away
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 No.9878

Many relationships are artificial and transactional. Why not let the state mediate it?
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 No.9879

>>9855
>As much as a state assigned girlfriend program sounds nice and scientific planned matchmaking looks the correct way for a developed society, in reality if you already assign stable jobs to people and put them in mass organizations their entire life the need of it is going to fade away
Doesn't Singapore have government supported dating and romance programs?
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 No.9884

mf'rs will complain about ai companionship and then fantasize about state mandated gf's
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 No.9885

>>9884
AI companionship worries me because what if the company/entity decides to stop providing services?

State mandated GFs on the other hand is a distant fantasy in some possible future.
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 No.9887

>>9885
>AI companionship worries me because what if the company/entity decides to stop providing services?
>State mandated GFs on the other hand is a distant fantasy in some possible future.
It's possible at any time, what if there are violent men paired up with women?
My proposal for state mandated girlfriends is
>Anybody over the age of 19
>Without any history of drug abuse, alcoholism, violence
>Without a previous relationship or without any legal issues relating to any of the matters
>Psychiatric traits wouldn't be accounted for
It could work on the small scale, very, very well. They could appeal to the city office, and they could set up a date.
It's probably the best way to revive a country's birth rate. They could be dealing it in a private cupid like context, because if it's public, it'll probably be avoided since it'd resemble a humiliation ritual.
It does depend upon whether a culture would want to branch out though, since a lot of people would be over there.
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 No.9894

>>9885
You don't think state assigned gfs will have red tape like AI gfs? Remember, state services often use civilian enterprises.
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 No.9905

I don't know
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 No.9906

>>9894
Socialism will be the panacea.
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 No.9928

>>9887
>It's possible at any time, what if there are violent men paired up with women?
>My proposal for state mandated girlfriends is
>Anybody over the age of 19

Eighteen is age of majority though?

>Without any history of drug abuse, alcoholism, violence
>Without a previous relationship or without any legal issues relating to any of the matters

That's gonna result in a great thinning of the herd.
The closest you'll get is socially-defective people, neurotypical and divergent.

They may or may not be that good-looking nor have many talents

One thing to notice is that people's romantic value is determined by assets, wit, looks, and talents.

Most people are mediocre in all areas.

So imagine the social outcasts, neurotypical or divergent.

They will be less likely to have any romantic problem history because no one normal would actively want them unless to use them for disability benefits.
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 No.9929

>>9906
Define socialism.
Because it sounds to me more like loserdom-reparational capitalism
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 No.9931

>>9928
Bump

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