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 No.8759

State-issued girlfriend program thread


Alternate titles for this program/policy/initiative/plan:
state-assigned
state-issued
state-mandated
state-appointed
state-ordered
state-mediated
state-arranged

government-assigned
government-issued
government-mandated
government-appointed
government-ordered
government-mediated
government-arranged
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 No.8760

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 No.8761

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some inputs
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 No.8762

Do you even want a girlfriend?

Having a gf is pretty hard. It's difficult emotionally, she's going to make you feel all sorts of ways and you have to figure out how to process all that, you have to figure out how to talk to her in a way that she understands and doesn't lead to fights. And then there are the inevitable fights themselves. Finally the worst part of all there is the breakup.

You also need to do all of that shit like set boundaries for yourself, respect hers, do things for her ALL the fuckin time, get her flowers, bail her out, it's like having a kid.

Are you even prepared to deal with all that? Because the benefits aren't clear cut either: you're on a roller coaster the whole time.
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 No.8763

>>8762
I don't know man, I just like the idea of it
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 No.8769

Or maybe we should like, stop criminalising teenage romance?
Part of the problem with lack of sex/romance is because of juvenoia preventing meaningful connections in your prime years.

In the old days, the village elders used to have social functions to teach newfound adults how to socialize and get mates.

Unfortunately, North America and Western Europe discouraged that kind of child rearing in the eighteenth century, preferring to infantilise young adults, telling the that they should focus only on academia and prepubescent-level leisure.
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 No.8770

>>8763
You're absolutely not ready for a gf.

>>8762
This.
Romantic relationships are just like parent-child relations with some added benefits.
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 No.8771

>>8769
and then, when those youth start "adulting" they shame them for being unable to find a partner, it's perverse
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 No.8809

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some propaganda posters
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 No.8828

The idea of a state assigned gf would work for teens.
In fact. I would rather we have mandatory courtship training starting in childhood.
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 No.8831

>>8759
>state assigned job
>state assigned housing
>state assigned gf
At what point do you just admit you are a failure of a man who can't do anything himself.
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 No.8833

>>8831
>nooo just the anarchy of the market decide everything
fuck you reactionary
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 No.8836

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I propose we pilot the state-mandated GF initiative by first matching older women over 25(Christmas Cakes) with healthy young males aged 13 to 22. This mutually beneficial arrangement could offer much, addressing the vitality of youth while offering their mature counterparts an escape from an otherwise barren existence. Naturally, participation would scarcely need to be enforced.
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 No.8837

>>8833
>nooo just the anarchy of the market decide everything
Why do you not have agency? Why is it either the government or the market that decides for you? Why can't you do anything yourself? Is communism just childhood 2.0? Instead of your parents providing food, housing etc. you want to state to do everything for you?
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 No.8839

>>8831
>>8833
this is a false dichotomy that rejects civil society and is therefore at odds with the historic goals of socialism
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 No.8844

>>8837
>Why do you not have agency? Why is it either the government or the market that decides for you? Why can't you do anything yourself? Is communism just childhood 2.0? Instead of your parents providing food, housing etc. you want to state to do everything for you?
fuck off with this libertarian toddler tantrum. "Agency" is a fucking myth.The "free market" is just feudalism with a fucking spreadsheet.congrats on deepthroating the boot while they auction off your future.You want "personal responsibility"? Cool, go build your own roads, sew your own stitches, and die quietly in a ditch
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 No.8845

>>8837
You seem to think these are individual problems that only affect anon, when in reality housing, jobs and relationships depend entirely on the machinery of society. Those things can only meaningfully improve for everyone if you treat them as a social problem. Conversely treating it as an individual problem is mystifying the reality of capitalism and hurts the proletariat.
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 No.8860

>>8836
What in the absolute fuck is this pedophilic, misogynistic schizophrenia? you’ve spent way too much in incel forums.Women don’t exist to "fix" your warped sense of entitlement and are not your fucking social welfare program.
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 No.8861

>>8844
>"Agency" is a fucking myth
If you don't believe in free will then why are you responding? You can't change anybody's mind with words if free will doesn't exist. Why are you getting upset? Smoke a joint and have a fap instead.

>>8845
>in reality housing, jobs and relationships depend entirely on the machinery of society
You don't want to buy a house or interview for a job or ask a girl out. You want somebody else to do the work and give you the result. That's the problem.
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 No.8865

>>8831
>>8837
>>8861
This is the result of adulthood being reduced to customer rewards program being based on age and finances rather than skill.

Leftism has been reduced to mean reparations for willful losers rather than salvation for the working man.
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 No.8866

>>8860
>Pedophilia
>Misogyny

It's not that.
But it is entitlement
Idk why people have no problem with sending male youths to die in war or work in factories but have a problem with them having sex or romantic relationships

Also,I don't see much backlash against social programs suggesting make elders with female juniors.

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