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 No.1670[View All]

its the fist time ive made a friend who's a girl (female) in my 19 years of age, turns out it wasnt that hard. Im still afraid of women though

am i winning?
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 No.5478

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>>5471
depends on the girl. if she's just a college bitch she'll be happy just getting coffee as an explicit date. if you don't go to a based state school or community college you might have to do something more high effort like any medium restaurant: Applebee's tier. If she says she likes something particular in the past do that, bitches love it when you "listen" to them in a limited capacity: "I like pho" you months later "I remembered you like pho do you want to go out on a date and get some"
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 No.5483

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>>5457
>She never initiates, like literally never
Maybe that's because she doesn't have to put any work @ all into just having a fucking retard eagerly & actively orbiting her, you fucking blind autist?
>On top of that there's the odd day she seems to be pissed off about me
>My gut feeling tells me
That's not your gut, those are your fucking balls which have to compensate for your nonexistant coombrain activity you deranged degenerate. Fucking kys faggot.
She's just pissed off that she can't openly dump you like that by telling you to g&fys already, that's why she has to put all this already cracking facade whenever you're gravitating over her eyes for this whole day once again.

Dough, why are you so fucking stupid.
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 No.5484

>>5483
could be this. but you'll never know unless you ask her on a date. in any case your relationship is quickly expiring at this stage. leap forward and embrace a new mode of social production or be left in the dust with your decaying relationship productive forces
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 No.5493

>>5462
Young love is not possible in our post-1985 society
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 No.5494

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>>5493
cope or rope I guess
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 No.5495

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You know what, nevermind, I'm giving up on this bitch. If she was interested she'll reach out at least once if not then that's it
>>5478
>if you don't go to a based state school or community college
I aint a burger what does that mean.
>>5483
Fuck u
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 No.5496

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>>5495
Just shoot your shot what are you afraid of? You're going to end it like this anyway so why not just go for it?
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 No.5497

if you're afraid of it ending or getting hurt then I'm sorry but you should have never been born. life is pain and you have to live with that. this will net you experience even if the only conclusion you can reach is "I shouldn't have waited so long". If you hadn't fucked the last girl you'd still be thinking you're entirely hopeless which no one is. now you're self sabotaging another potential lesson for no reason. you're stopping yourself from tripping, stumbling and learning to walk. you've got to live your life man
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 No.5498

>>5496
>>5497
uyghur i ran out of shots already. If she hasn't even accepted simply studying together she wont accept shit.
All i have left is confessing directly to her. Which i admit is scary and not sure if its worth it.

Just doomin rn
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 No.5499

Also i bet she's just as confused as me, probably isn't into me that very much but theres some interest in there she doesnt wanna completely rule out. Bear in mind she's extremely shy and kind of awkward

At least thats what i want to believe
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 No.5500

>>5498
dude studying together is infuriating if you want to go to the next level. people don't like to be led on like that. it sounds like you're going to find any excuse not to ask her out so I can't help you. If you want to permanently fellate yourself about the potential without ever realizing it, then there's no helping you. Not wanting to have a sexless faggot study time =/= not interested in you at all. just fucking ask her you spineless cuck
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 No.5503

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FUCKING HELL its all so tiresome

Why the fuck do i have to do all the heavy pulling. its not fair.

This is it. Im confessing to her in person tomorrow. All or nothing.
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 No.5504

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>>5500
UYGHUR SHES JUST GONNA SAY NO
shes just gonna say no

If you knew her youd know. Idk why shes so dry over text but in person she laughs and flirt back. Shes so autistic.
There are more positive signs than negative but my patience is running out.

All or nothing
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 No.5505

If it goes wrong i swear im slipping back into the incelsphere
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 No.5507

>>5504
This is why autism sould never be romanticised.

Leftypol is especially guilty of doing this especially if said autists are female.
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 No.5508

>>5507
true autists should be put in collective farms never to touch the internet again
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 No.5509

>>5505
I'm actually rooting for you good luck but don't be disheartened if it doesn't work out.
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 No.5510

>>5503
>>5505
>>5507
>>5508
>>5509
Nah I cucked out. I'm giving the fuck up
I GIVE THE FUCK UP

Lets see tomorrow. If i havent confessed in a week's time then its truly and irreparably over
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 No.5511

>>5510
COME ON MAN, YOU DON'T WANNA BE REGRETTING SOMETHING YOU DIDN'T DO FOR YEARS TO COME! JUST GIVE IT A SHOT. YOU GUYS ARE CLOSE, RIGHT? SHE'S BEEN FLIRTING BACK? THE SIGNS ARE THERE. JUST GO FOR IT. IF IT DOESN'T WORK OUT, WELL, YOU HAD A GF BEFORE, WHY NOT AGAIN? DON'T GIVE UP!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3Pr1_v7hsw
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 No.5515

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>>5510
it's only over when you give up
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 No.5517

'CAUSE I'M JUST A TEEENNNAAAGGGEEE DIRTBAG BAAABBYYYY
AND YOU'RE JUST A TEEENNNAAGGGEEEE DIRTBAG BBBAAAABBBYYY
YEAH I'M JUST A TEEENNNAAGGGGEEEE DIRTBAG BAAAABBBBYYYYY

WHOOOOOOO OOOOOOO OHHHHH OOOOO OHHHH HOOOO HOOOOO
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 No.5518

>>5517
I love that song!
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 No.5540

Well great, she just sent me this song.

I asked if she wanted to study. She said i don't know, then said no. I asked if she wanted to do anything after class, ANYTHING, she said no, without further elaboration. I recently stopped chasing her and now there are days it seems like she hates me for no reason

Now wtf you mean "Make you mine". JUST DO IT BITCH
MAKE ME YOURS THEN I'M SO FUCKING CONFUSED
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 No.5542

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Now wtf do i do

If I chase her, she gets awkward and pulls away.
If I don't, she will give mixed signals she's interested and pull back in

WTF DO I DO GOD PLEASE HELP ME
I DIDNT ASK FOR THIS MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND MY HEAD HURTS OF SO MUCH THINKING ABOUT THIS SHIT COME OOOOOONN
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 No.5543

>>5542
next time you meet her physically irl, grab her and push her up against the wall. tell her, "move away if you don't want to get kissed", and move in for the kiss. you'll know then
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 No.5544

>>5543
This is literally rape.
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 No.5545

>>5542
ask to meet her somewhere irl. when u meet her irl, tell her that you want to tell her something. ask her what she's going to do on her birthday. then give her a cellphone case that you bought because she said she needed one last time (this also shows that you do listen to her)

>>5544
its supposed to be romantic. like in the books, tv, films, maybe music, etc. also, in the proposed plan he does tell her she can move away, so..
positive point: it shows assertiveness on his part (since she gives mixed signals, seemingly not wanting to make the move herself), if it brings desired results than it will have paid off
negative point: possibly seen as non-consensual MeToo

well if we dont give good advice then the bad advice wins. hes gonna be stuck here with us if we dont try our best to help him
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 No.5546

>>5545
>it shows assertiveness on his part
Assertiveness only works for chad, otherwise it is sexual assault.
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 No.5547

>>5540
>>5542
Just move on OP you're clearly not an incel so can have sex with other girls.
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 No.5548

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>>5542
you stupid bastard. I told you studying isn't going to work now you've pissed her off by being so gay and autistic. I told you to ask her on a date explicitly but you're too much of a pussy bitch and now it might be too late. You gave up you worthless bitch. Why didn't you just listen and man up and ask her?
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 No.5549

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>>5545
listen to this guy too it sounds like he has also touched a woman before
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 No.5550

>>5546
as if you would know, subhuman. this thread is for people who are wanted at one point only. not hopeless trash like you
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 No.5551

>>5550
I will force my cock up your asshole
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 No.5552

>>5551
at least you're admitting you're a faggot now. all that's left is for you to chop your dick off you putrid autistic troon
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 No.5553

>>5552
I'm not asiatic I have scottish heritage
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 No.5554

>>5542
what if u ask her, "arent u lonely" then gently touch her hand or arm and caress it.

what about asking her to come to a playground at night, sit on the swings next to each other. hold a boxed cake in ur hands, this will trigger her curiosity like, "oh, is that for me? hmm" and also her appetite/stomach. ask her what shes doing for Christmas. then tell her that during Christmas, couples sometimes eat cake together. ask if she has a boyfriend. if she says she doesnt, tell her youre not dating anyone either.
>"do you like [flavor type] cake?"
and at some point, confess while giving her the cake
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 No.5555

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>>5553
then what's your clan, faggot? I want motto I want tartans or you're a lying bitch
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 No.5556

>>5554
what if you take a bite of your sandwich and pinch her nose so she has to breathe out of her mouth then force feed her your pre-masticated Arby's as a sign of goodwill and devotion? When you're done you can say "Hmmmm, did you like my beef? BC I would like to get my lips around yours!" Then start performing romantic cunnilingus in the Arby's bathroom.

If she doesn't then just don't tell her you spiked her jamocha shake with quaaludes. Take her home and let her sleep on her couch. When she wakes up tell her that she has to eat from a bowl of hard-boiled eggs.
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 No.5557

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>>5542
what if you start wearing perfume around her and see if she notices it like maybe when she hugs u (do you guys have physical contact/skinship?) or when she sits next to you.
pic related
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 No.5558

>>5557
faggot shit he needs to be direct and ask her out on a date or fuck off
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 No.5559

Incredible.
The best pieces of advice we can collectively come up with for OP are "try wearing perfume" and "rape her". It's no wonder we're all incels.
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 No.5560

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>>5559
you're an incel because you're an autistic faggot who doesn't understand the difference between rape and desired advances. It will never be necessary for you to learn but I'm sure you can eventually postulate of the existence of someone wanting someone else to take charge in a relationship.

You're right about the perfume idea though it is retarded on the face of it. That type of thing is what you experiment with when you're already in a relationship.
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 No.5561

>>5559
That is a misrepresentation of my advice, I strenuously deny those allegations as demonstrably false and slanderous. And when OP comes back you will find out you're contradicted by the new extensive detailed evidence.
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 No.5562

OP YOU FAT Jewish nigger
you can basically consider her sending the song to you as a final warning. don't make the poor girl beg. ask her to go on a date with you NOW before you're out of time.
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 No.5563

>>5560
>It will never be necessary for you to learn
Why are you being so mean?

>>5561
I too am anxiously awaiting OP's update on the rape attempt.
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 No.5564

>>5562
>muh poor girl
feminoid emasculated man-slave

if she wants to fuck him she should say so, not play these retarded feminoid mind games
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 No.5565

>>5560
"desired advances" are Chad advances you bluepilled retard
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 No.5566

Bluepilled cucks not worshipping women because of their manipulative neoteny challenge (Impossible)
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 No.5567

OP, will you invite me to the wedding? I promise I'll dress up and act my best.
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 No.5568

>>5564
How's adiivka doing?

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