Find a photographer that does social media pictures, then (1) open an instagram account and post 3 or 6 professional quality
pictures of yourself, (2) do the same with tinder and include some zoomer meme in your description. If you don't know how normal people talk or what memes are popular outside imageboards, use tiktok to find out. Once you have these two things, you start matching women on tinder. I don't know why, but women like instagram, some matches are going to ask you to add them there. Target women in the <consent_age> to 23 range - believe it or not, older women are slightly harder to talk
, with the young ones you can just spam tiktok memes and they will find it funny. If they ask you about your job, say construction or welding, women have no interest in these so they will quickly change the subject.
Perseverance is the key: The method has a low success ratio (around 0.005), but no matter how ugly you are, if you grind tinder (or social media in general) long enough you are going to fuck. Beware though, women are extremely vapid and boring, the conversations you are going to have will be painfully banal. These relations are going to be one-day things, obviously. Long-term relationships are a big no-no as a NEET.
It isn't worth the effort imo.