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im a comfy NEET, do you like to be A neet anon?


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I'm not a n33t i'm a wagie, but, I literally do nothing but work a dead end job and come home. At this point in my life I just want to go full hikkimori, but, I don't have the smarts to generate passive (exploited) income. Becoming a hermit sounds quite nice at this point.


Being a NEET is an enjoyable life. A NEET will watch a lot of movies, TV shows, anime or whatever entertainment down the line.


There's got to be more to life than the consumption of commodities, anon.


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>we finally get a femanon on leftychan /r9k/
>it's junko


>it's junko
That's a man.


Post tits.


That is all NEET's do. Play vidya, watch TV/movies, and shitpost just entertain themselves. Normies do the same thing but they have to work a little bit and have more money for their entertainment. That is all life is finding something to entertain yourself until you die a NEET just might have a bit more time to do so.


Some NEETs do work but have the mindset of a NEET which is most important above all else.


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Yeah, but, why are we considered weird when we are basically doing the exact same thing they are? Is it because we don't mindlessly consume retarded cattle content like "Is it cake?" Or what?


are you under the impression that /r9k/ is worthy of a better femanon


That's a man.


I literally have no idea what you look like so I can't say.


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away with you, zionist


I don't believe this is you. Time stamp.


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Lol it's obviously not her tiktok, look at some of those videos…

This one is actually from junko's tiktok, I don't have a link for the account but you should be able to find it.


Anon I don't use any social media what so ever, lol.
Not suprised junko is a jew, though.


I know Junko claims to be a Joo but do you has pr00fs?


Junko's a man.




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It's what I imagine you look and sound like though. Don't ruin my fun.


What's wrong with looking like that junkie?


its not me that's what matters.


You don't know that for sure.


Trips confirm that is indeed junkie-poo


Being a NEET is better than working under some boss I am just doing nothing just waiting for the revolution. Maybe I will try to find some work in an industrial job in a few years.


I will work only when Putin conquers the shithole I live in and gives me a job


>Simpin for putin bruh


no, just realizing the reality.


Putin invaded Ukraine to keep a monopoly on oil and the LNG supply to Europe.


i mean putin also did invade ukraine to keep nato away but he's still a faggot.


Ukraine was nowhere near joining NATO. And now predictable several Nordic countries have joined NATO now making everything worse.
The invasion was always about protecting Russia's only revenue stream, gas and oil.


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This is a lie. Talks were being had about joining NATO which prompted Russia to act.


They got laughed out of the room the last time they brought it up. Also got voted down in 2014.


Another lie. Ukraine has been begging to join NATO for 20 years.
Doesn't matter anyway. The US shouldn't be doing it in the first place.


>You lie!
You tankies are getting tiresome. Ukraine will be the death of the Russian Federation, just like Afghanistan was for the USSR.



This is such a useless term. You actually are lying. Shut up fag


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>Ukraine has been begging to join NATO for 20 years
That is true but incomplete, after the regime change operation the US did in 2014, the CIA started working with the Bandera-Azov axis to low key integrate parts of the Ukrainian military into NATO. Azov social media accounts were bragging about US handlers training them to NATO standards. So at least one of the contingencies was to integrate Ukraine into NATO on an informal basis and then wait for a political opportunity to make it official.

Obviously that was the path not taken, Ukraine massed up troops in the Donbass region and started heavy shelling of the DPL and LPL regions. 2 days later the Russian military rolled in and crushed that. We can't be certain whether this was bait to escalate the war or a attempt of taking over the DPL and LPL. There is a RAND corporation thinktank startegic paper that outlined the idea that a war between Russia and Ukraine in combination with US led sanction might drain the Russian military and destabilize the Russian economy (which as we now know was wrong). So maybe they did a dual strategy.

>Ukraine will be the death of the Russian Federation, just like Afghanistan was for the USSR.
According to Pentagon estimations Russia lost about 2000 to 4000 troops out of 180.000 troops that went into Ukraine.
According to the Ukrainian defense ministry, Ukraine is loosing about 1000 troops a day. (Loss = dead or injured badly enough that they can't fight). The sanctions war is crashing the European economy and it's causing a massive economic depression in the US. It's also weakening the US controlled global financial system as the BRICS countries are now building alternatives to circumvent sanctions. It has weakened the western diplomatic ties with India and soon all the countries that face famine because they can't import fertilizer from Russia and Belarus. Russia and China have improved their relations and have repaired the damage since the days of the Sino-Soviet split. The Russian economy took a mild hit from the sanctions but it didn't falter. The Rubel exchange value even strengthened slightly compared to before. Unemployment in Russia has gone down and the Western goods embargo didn't hurt them much because they can mostly substitute with Chinese goods.

If You still have illusions about war of attrition against Russia, read the attached pdf from a British Think tank that admits that the western industrial base is too atrophied to do industrial warfare.


>According to Pentagon estimations Russia lost about 2000 to 4000 troops
You dropped a zero on that estimate bro.


NEETing is almost as soul crushing as wageslaving but at least you gain money that way, money is cool


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>just like Afghanistan was for the USSR
but it wasn't?

not a good look for you ukroid, because if we make parallels with the USSR then the "death" needs to come from the very top, ie from Puting and his bourgeois buddies lol
which as you might expect - not gonna happen
nukes will fly before any of the oligarchs lose their assets, because this time elites actually have capital to lose, just like their ukroid brethren than had no qualms whatsoever with plunging ukraine into chaos


Agreed, NEETing was just horrifically boring for me.


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speak for yourself pussy. Proles have no balls


I'd give literally anything to go back to N33T


How does sitting in your bedroom all day masturbating not make you want to kill yourself? It sure did for me.


too comfy to rope


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How does working 8 hours per day, 5 times a week not make you want to kill yourself?
I also have a job, mostly /comfy/ wfh job so it's not the end of the world, but there is not a lot more in life than entertain yourself with whatever you like the most.
Reading Lenin REKT the socialdemocrats from the past is better than any new form of entertainment consumption though.


It beats working all day and destroying my body. Been at this job one year and my back and shoulder are already giving out.


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anyone have protips for maximizing comfyness as a neet?

any interesting/useful websites?

easy little to no cost skills to learn?

Also how does a neet proper engage in finding members of the female species?


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Dedicate set time to extracting the maximum possible NEETbucks from daddy government. You can literally get paid to sit at home and masturbate, it's insane.
As for what to spend your time doing, you need to be realistic about motivation. Sure you could go on jogs, do some volunteering, learn to code, learn a new language etc. But are you really going to do that when sitting at the computer and masturbating all day is so much easier?

>Also how does a neet proper engage in finding members of the female species?

Not going to happen so don't get your hopes up. Women are parasitic as fuck and if you don't have a source of income for them to leach off, they're not interested. Also what woman wants to tell their friends and family that they're dating an unemployed guy?


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Find a photographer that does social media pictures, then (1) open an instagram account and post 3 or 6 professional quality pictures of yourself, (2) do the same with tinder and include some zoomer meme in your description. If you don't know how normal people talk or what memes are popular outside imageboards, use tiktok to find out. Once you have these two things, you start matching women on tinder. I don't know why, but women like instagram, some matches are going to ask you to add them there. Target women in the <consent_age> to 23 range - believe it or not, older women are slightly harder to talk, with the young ones you can just spam tiktok memes and they will find it funny. If they ask you about your job, say construction or welding, women have no interest in these so they will quickly change the subject.

Perseverance is the key: The method has a low success ratio (around 0.005), but no matter how ugly you are, if you grind tinder (or social media in general) long enough you are going to fuck. Beware though, women are extremely vapid and boring, the conversations you are going to have will be painfully banal. These relations are going to be one-day things, obviously. Long-term relationships are a big no-no as a NEET.

It isn't worth the effort imo.


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>Also what woman wants to tell their friends and family that they're dating an unemployed guy?
lumpens getting their rocks off isnt an alien reality at all. living in anglostan however the gravity is kinda setting in
>believe it or not, older women are slightly harder to talk, with the young ones you can just spam tiktok memes and they will find it funny.
experience has told me this is very true, girls get jaded pretty quick, trade off is they are fucking more annoying to deal with
>It isn't worth the effort imo.
thats hard to disagree with anon. will say tho hitting on girls at random(in public) to purposely piss them off has given me many fond memories
i turned your posts into waifus as late thanks


>i turned your posts into waifus as late thanks
u r welcome very cuten
How did you do it though


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well the short of it is
>open stable Diffusion
>copy text
>post text in prompt
>copy/post decent negative prompt
>generate image

the details/boring part of it
>watch and follow along https://watch.thekitty.zone/watch?v=onmqbI5XPH8 (requires gpu)
>torrent Anything-V3 from https://rentry.org/sdmodels (win defender gets autistic about it)
>place chkpt in models folder
>run webui-user.bat
>switch to Anything-V3
>check "Restore faces"
>set sampling to 112
>set cfg to 21
>set Negative prompt: deformed, blurry, bad anatomy, disfigured, poorly drawn face, mutation, mutated, extra_limb, ugly, poorly drawn hands, two heads, child, kid, gross, mutilated, disgusting, horrible, scary, evil, old, conjoined, no extra leg, lowres, bad anatomy, bad hands, text, error, missing fingers, extra digit, fewer digits, cropped, worst quality, low quality, normal quality, jpeg artifacts, signature, watermark, username, blurry , mutated , mutation , out of focus , mutated,extra limb,poorly drawn hands,missing limb,floating limbs,disconnected limbs,malformed hands,out of focus, pubic hair,crooked teeth, half body, unfinished body, contorsion, partial head, partial body, poorly drawn feet, figures partially out of frame, figures out of frame, inscription, gibberish, headless bodies, contorted body,random symbols, scribbles, extra hands, extra legs, dress, conjoined, male, blur, fuzziness, , armor, tongue, extra leg, extra arm, jewelry, extra foot, extra hand, extra finger,male, man, boy, horns
>copy text
>post text in prompt
>generate image

other site used for regular computers
>set Negative prompt
>set model waifu
>set sampling to 75
>set cfg to 15
>max out LxW
>copy text
>post text in prompt
>generate image

others sites

it is really hit or miss


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the feels in this clip are on point

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