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 No.1[Reply]

Welcome to /posad/, our version of /x/.
Try not to get too skitzo and keep things some what based in material reality here. Obviously the board is an ode the late and great J Posadas. Ayyy's are acceptable as well as other forms of conspiracy and general skitzo tom foolery. Just try to keep it from devolving to the point of trying to peddle obviously clear and fallacious conspiracies and retarded CGI cooming.


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 No.806[Reply]

Post sexy aliens.
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 No.831

>>830
>What is the explanation for this?
Maybe people find the juxtaposition of porn and horror intriguing.
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 No.832

>>830
uygha did you just beam in from 1992?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rule_34
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 No.833

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 No.834

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>>833
SEKSIIIIIIII!!
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 No.835

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 No.790[Reply]

What if biblically accurate angels were just aliens who were gangstalking clueless Christians? Or they're Christians' bad drug trips, idk.
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 No.819

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>>818
>Living organisms use dna for lots of other stuff like replicating cells to stay alive, not just for procreation.
I'm not sure why divine creatures would have the same biology as the living creatures as their own existence kinda breaks the materialist worldview.
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 No.820

>>811
Nah. Aliens just lie about their origins so well.

>>809
Explain why alien starships cannot be seen properly with high definition videography. Why do they only come out at night?
Why do they sometimes show up in photos but other times don't?

Why are they only seen up close in a hypnagogic state?
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 No.822

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>>820
>explain this
>explain this
>explain this
>explain this
I DON'T FREAKING KNOW, OKAY?
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 No.823

>>819
<I'm not sure why divine creatures would have the same biology as the living creatures
So divine = not living ?

>as their own existence kinda breaks the materialist worldview.

Not really, your believes in angels does not break materialism.
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 No.827

>>823
>So divine = not living ?
That's not what I meant.
>your believes in angels does not break materialism
Not only does God's existence imply that materialism can be easily broken by God's will (a problem with monotheism in general) but it also implies that angels, being divine creatures, do not obey the laws of physics.


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 No.797[Reply]

there are some spiritualities (Indigenous matriarchal ones for example) that believe women possess intuition like a 6th sense that men aren't able to tap into. And that it can be honed with practice.

I have pretty powerful intuition, always have since I was a kid. I started doing tarot readings when I was little for fun, and they ended up really scarily accurate. It's all intuition based, the way I read them. I freaked out several family members- aunts uncles, mom, grandma with my readings to the point where they were made uncomfortable. I've predicted severe illness, infidelity, and minor issues too with my card readings. I get told a lot that my tarot readings aren't any fun because I don't sugarcoat bad things. In fact I think I have more of an ability to predict bad things than good.

I am also really good at reading people, which I usually pass off as being a perk of being a wallflower, but I can even guess people's first names when I've never seen them before sometimes. Sometimes I even get such a powerful feeling that a person or animal's name is 'wrong' somehow to the point where I have a hard time using the name they give me. Like, one time I was riding a trail horse with a name like Red or something, but I could not stop calling her Daisy- in my mind, when I was petting her or riding her. It was really weird. Probably sounds retarded but I wonder if it's some kind of weird intuition or something.

At this point I always listen to my intuition. If I get a bad feeling about something. My husband believes I have very strong intuition as well, and always listens to me if I decide to cancel a plan or leave something early because it's never steered us wrong. I think it's the closest thing to a religious belief I practice- if I get a gut feeling about something I don't do it, or if someone gives me bad vibes I gtfo.

few examples off the top of my head:
- when i was 16 I crashed my car going 80 into a telephone pole and the tree line in a ditch, with my mom in the passenger seat. she only came out with cuts from the glass, I didn’t have a scratch.
- some dumb friend of mine was getting catfished and subsequently extorted, and basically made a deal to “sell me” to them since he knew i was well off in exchange for being left alone. instantly knew something was up with the girl that hmu. few days later he attempts suicide and she’s arrested for something completely unrelated.
- i was in a bad place in high scPost too long. Click here to view the full text.
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 No.801

>>797
Reminder,if something feels off or you feel like you or someone around you might be doing something retarded take a moment and step back and think through what you're doing.
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 No.802

>>797
>matriarchal societies
>believe men aren't able to tap into intuition
YA DON'T SAY!
>I have pretty powerful intuition, always have since I was a kid.
I don't have an intuition but I do get whatever I'm reading or thinking about "echoed" in my surroundings sometimes, like TV or music. Dunno if the aliens are trying to contact me or I have finally gone insane. It still bothers me to this day.
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 No.808

>there are some spiritualities (Indigenous matriarchal ones for example) that believe women possess intuition like a 6th sense that men aren't able to tap into. And that it can be honed with practice.

Intuition isn't gendered. It's overassigned to women like how intellect is overassigned to men.

>>799
>I'm a bit puzzled about your car crash, how is that a win for your intuition ? I don't want to be rude but if you had a mechanical brain and looked up some car accident statistics you'd have figured out that driving slower prevents most accidents. And lets be real you didn't get harmed in the car accident because of all the engineering that went into making cars safer. If you'd crashed a car from 50 years ago into a pole at that speed you'd have been mangled or dead. I'm not trying to be mean, if i was in your place i would not assume that my intuition is granting me a walk-away-unharmed-from-car-crash power. Consider that 60mph is probably fast enough.

Most intuition may be based off of plain old natural selection. It's not that people can read life without any prior data.
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 No.810

>>808
>It's overassigned to women like how intellect is overassigned to men.
Same ol' patriarchal gender stereotypes.
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 No.821

>>810
Yep. The same people who whine about patriarchy will then spin gender stores in a positive light


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 No.791[Reply]

here's an interesting scientist named Rupert Sheldrake who studies phenomena like pets sensing when their owners are coming home, people feeling someone staring at them from a distance, or knowing when someone is about to contact them. I’ve had these experiences myself.

Sheldrake calls this the "Morphic Field." He believes some beings can communicate mentally, possibly through some form of quantum energy. For example, certain birds navigate using cells in their brains that sense Earth’s magnetic field, directing them where to go.

But you can’t replicate the Morphic Field in a lab. If a friend’s worry sends a mental signal to me, you can’t force it to happen repeatedly, so science can’t study it properly. This is why science often fails when dealing with human experiences.

Take the statement, "Pizza makes me happy." A scientist might test this by giving me pizza for every meal for a month. When I inevitably get tired of it, they’d conclude, "Pizza does not make this person happy." But that’s wrong—pizza does make me happy, just only when I’m in the mood. The same unpredictability applies to psychic phenomena if they depend on passion or spontaneity, they can’t be summoned at will.

If phenomena like psychic connections or the 'Morphic Field' can't be reliably replicated in a lab, does that mean they’re beyond scientific study or does science need new methods to understand them? How would you design an experiment to test subjective, unpredictable experiences like intuition or emotional resonance?


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 No.769[Reply]

>TFW even the captchas are gangstalking you
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 No.770

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You think that's bad…
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 No.787

:p i got 0pain0gain once when i had tough times in my life.
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 No.789

>aliens leave subliminal messages through technology
Damn. Maybe I was being gangstalked by aliens all along.


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 No.786[Reply]

Got an alias that needs an EXCORSISt, an alien specialist or a bigger demon. Or a really smart person with top level security clearance. Might barter with soul if it's left when done. Or if they exist.


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 No.699[Reply]

>do magic rituals for fun/out of boredom
>actually start to believe they are real and affect reality
What is the explanation for this? Idk if pic is related cus i didnt read
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 No.701

>>699
>What is the explanation for this?
The enlightenment never fully permeated the fabric of society.
Rudimentary Scientific thinking cures a lot of the mysticism, but that is something you have to actively learn on top of what you passively absorb from society.

Problem Number 1
Language, we don't have words that make you include qualifiers for information.
You can say
<yesterday Bob ate pudding
This doesn't say whether you saw Bob eating the pudding, whether you heard John claim that Bob was eating the pudding or whether you did a DNA analysis on saliva residue of the empty pudding cup.

If the enlightenment had reached full permeation, the above example would be considered a grammatical error, and you'd have to include the prominence of the information. There might be special word-endings or pre-fixes for words that say where the information comes from,
or simple qualifier words like this:

<Testify, yesterday bob ate pudding

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 No.782

>>701
It would've been cool if the enlightenment made us develop evidentiality
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 No.783

>>701
>Opinions just come to us, we don't think about it in terms of collecting opinions
This is painfully true. Most self-professed rationalists just make their favorite opinions their personality and cast everything else as frivolous.
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 No.784

>>783
this, these are the kind of uyghurs that got that fedora meme popular. fuvk those uyghurs.
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 No.785

>>784
>that fedora meme
You mean the hat, not the Linux distribution, right ?
Also would you mind explaining the hat meme, i know of it but i never really understood what it means.


 No.771[Reply]

Aliens or AI robots could read stuff like this, it could be dangerous.
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 No.772

>AI robots
Doesn't exist
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 No.773

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>>772
Yet..
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 No.779

>>771
If Aliens can read this stuff they probably already have warp drives.
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 No.781

A potential hazard of sci-fi films???


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 No.774[Reply]

👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽
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 No.775

So does anyone on this board actually believe that nuclear war is unironically a good idea?
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 No.776

>>775
Of course not
It's a GREAT idea, not merely good
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 No.778

>>776
found the alien real-estate agent looking to 'develop' the 3rd planet in the Sol system.
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 No.780

>>778
Aren't you tired of being a 3rd planet? Wouldn't u rather live in the luxurious conditions of a first planet from the sun instead of third world conditions?


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