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 No.131[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Incel humor thread.
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 No.4386

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 No.4389

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It ain't me, I'm not a fortunate son.
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 No.4409

>>4385
that bitch should be lucky that a man is expressing interest in her, a single mom almost thirty.

This is why I say romantic love is worse than lust. Its somewhat egocentric.
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 No.4410

>>2046
>>2046
>date a 20 year old because I find most people under 25 completely fucking insufferable, but I'm not going to lie when I say like a 23 year old is attractive.


Thats ironic because as a 22 yesr old, I fimd that most people in their thirties and forties are very adolescent and project their own flaws onto their juniors.

Also, its not "zoomers" pushing that "25 us the new 18". Its millennials and Gen Xers.

Why? Because those two cohorts are the most infantile postmodern breed of adults.
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 No.4416

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 No.4291[Reply]

<How did we get to the point where there are people like pic related who are just out and about in society?

I understand the physical mechanics of it (calories in, calories out; sedentary lifestyle).

But how did we get to the point where people who look like her aren't shunted away in a circus?

Also, according to Marx, doesn't capital trend toward paying wages which are just above the cost of reproducing labor power? Did capitalism evolve, or was Marx just wrong?
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 No.4294

>>4292
Is it though?
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 No.4295

>>4294
Looks real to me but is that even relevant? Hamplanets exist.

How did we get here?
Well they created suburbs, America doesn't have a culture of promoting athleticism, or walkable cities with cycling infrastructure, and food companies push high calorie processed foods onto people.

Another reason is that many grocery stores don't have fresh produce because they are in low-income neighbourhoods.
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 No.4296

>>4291
it weakens the proletariat, physically and mentally.
It's also profitable for big pharma and health industry be have people literally on a treadmill.
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 No.4304

>>4296
I don't think she will fit on a treadmill anon.
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 No.4309

>fat: no mask
>fit: mask
Even AI understands mouth culture is the root of this. Capitalism merely upholds mouth culture.

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 No.4289[Reply]

Permafrigthened women should not be given a voice over matters outside of the household
>Change my mind

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 No.4285[Reply]

Has this ever happened to you guys?
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 No.4287

No, none of us are homosexuals. Homos can get laid as easily as roasties
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 No.4288

I know this would get posted here

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 No.4270[Reply]

Discuss.
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 No.4271

>>4270
Looks like a mid jewess, who dat?
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 No.4272

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I'm not the incel who is constantly screaming about 'w*men,' but it's absolutely pointless to give any speck of attention to women online who you are not fucking or don't have any chance of fucking.

Seriously, stop following thirst trap accounts. They aren't helping you improve any aspect of your life. Clear your browser history if you've recently watched porn. Same thing - it's not helping you. The only nudes on your phone should be ones you took (pic related).

Unfollow dorky divorcee 'red pill' grifters who present monotonous lectures about how 'good women' should act to their audience of 95% men.

Fat chick or hot chick. If I don't have a way to message her and set up a meeting, there's no point of me thinking about her, even for a few seconds.

You guys need to quit being loose with your attention.

>Inb4 it's just entertainment anon
Ok. Keep entertaining yourself (aka coping) while life passes you by and focused men surpass you. Sounds like a great idea.

As far as the chick in the dress goes, very mid. But most of you fags can't afford to have high standards, so you should probably take what you can get while working your way up to something a bit thinner and more self aware.
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 No.4273

>>4272
You're mean
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 No.4276

It's a simple dress yet it displays form quite well. I could never stand wearing that kind of no-strap shoulder displying dress though, feels like it could slide off any moment.
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 No.4281

>>4273
You're a bitch

I don't say that to be mean. It's just an observation.

Youre more concerned with feelings and tone policing that anything else, including helping people improve their lives

Standard feminine behavior

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 No.4218[Reply]

It was a decent board with the occasional good effortpost, and importantly the only place online for leftist incels to freely discuss our ideas. Now that it's gone I feel like leftcelism has died as an ideological current - in the anglosphere at least.

This board was never supposed to replace /leftcel/ and it's always been more shitpost orientated. I had assumed that after the breadtube troon took down 9chan, the /leftcel/ mods would make a new board somewhere else. But unfortunately this has not happened.
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 No.4265

>>4262
No one cares what faggy low T white incels think

Not women
Not men
No one

You (rightly) get as much respect as morbidly obese people.

Whereas fat people display their ugly, shameful body - with some narcissistically convinced that it's something to be proud of

Incels do so with their ugly, shameful personalities

You are beyond help

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 No.4266

You asswiper bluepillers make me sick. Imagine wiping your ass. I never learned how to wipe my ass and I'm proud of that. Clean asses only make you vulnerable to diseases that would otherwise be beaten back by your own good bacteria. Asswipers get so mad when I tell them that I never learned to wipe my ass because it triggers their npc brains.
Yes not everyone knows how to wipe their ass
While everyone around me was learning how to wipe their ass I resisted the paper and I'm stronger and more independent for it. My own bluepilled family despises me for my knowledge and try to make me learn but I never will. NoWipers are starting to notice their own power. NoWipe rise up! Slava Ukraini! Death to Asswipers!
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 No.4268

>>4266
Imagine all the time bluepilled asswipers spend wiping their ass. No fucking thanks. And they actually spend money on toilet paper. Hmm. Paying money just have a clean asshole for a few hours. Pathetic.

I have better, more meaningful things to do.
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 No.4269

>>4268
I cant stand these miserable bluepilled faggots. /leftpoo/ when? Maybe we can open a board on 8chan.se
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 No.4275

This thread is a strange example ofiwhat happens when a glowie gets run into a corner with the objective truth that incelism was not only a psyop, but one that was overblown to begin with. Incomprehesible scribbling of what is presented as jargon to pocket sand the reader into thinking there's more context than what the critique had pointed out. The system is scared and has stationed it's guards in every dank allayway to evanrelize.

 No.482[Reply]

Even travelmaxing is compromised now fuck this
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 No.483

What the hell is travel maxing?
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 No.484

>>482
Just don't travelmaxxx to Colombia.
>>483
It's when you travel overseas for a bride.
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 No.4170

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What compels people with expenable income to travel like it's a recreational thing? Vacations aren't real, they're a fantasy setting to put the chracters in alienatng encounters with people wealthier than them.

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 No.4150[Reply]

Where did I go wrong?

I thought being a feminist was supposed to get me laid. When will this starting working?
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 No.4154

that woman in particular probably wants a strong dominant bbc alpha god king

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 No.4105[Reply]

What is R9K's take on Justin Roiland (creator and voice actor of Rick and Morty) being accused of beating and imprisoning a woman, and also grooming underage girls and showing them violent porn of his ex-girlfriend turned pornstar?

>he ended up bringing two other young women to his airbnb with us, even though that was not our plan. He tried pressuring me to get drunker, but I was sobering up in case I needed to drive home.
>He randomly showed us VERY violent porn of his ex girlfriend getting rammed by a huge pornstar Imfao he pulled it up on the tv and everything. Odd choice but ok.

Is he a cuck turned predator or a predator turned cuck?
Is it worse to be a predator or a cuck?
Does it count as cucking if your ex does it after you break up with them?
Was Stanley Kubrick revealing the truth when he made Eyes Wide Shut?
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 No.4136

>>4133
"From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs."

>>4135
>The only reason strikes work is because the government forces the employer to keep paying you and prevents them hiring someone else.
They sure as shit don't in my country, and they don't in most countries either. All workers get while striking are meagre government subsidies, and historically during prolonged strikes have to resort to food collections from the public as not to go hungry.
Oh and the government always takes the side of the employer too. Who do you think the government represents? The average person? Lmao.
>Which if you flip the chessboard around would be the equivalent of you not being paid and not being allowed to find another job until you agreed to work more hours.
Sounds like the current economy if you replace 'not being allowed to find a job' with 'there are no other jobs'.
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 No.4137

>>4136
>the government always takes the side of the employer too.
If government was on the side of the employer they would be allowed to fire all strikers with no severance and hire replacement workers with no minimum wage. You are not as oppressed as you think you are.

>Who do you think the government represents? The average person? Lmao.
Depends what you mean by "represents" but basically yes, democratic governments need to bribe average voters to stay in power. I accept your underlying point that government don't really care about the people. Government doesn't care about industry either though.
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 No.4138

>>4137
>If government was on the side of the employer they would be allowed to fire all strikers with no severance and hire replacement workers with no minimum wage.
why do you think those laws are there in the first place? Maybe because they were a result of general strikes that fucked up the whole national economy?

>You are not as oppressed as you think you are.
I've never seen the state using an army to suppress capitalists kek.

>basically yes, democratic governments need to bribe average voters to stay in power.
well, they are doing a pretty shit job at it kek

the """bribe""" can't even fucking keep up with inflation
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 No.4139

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>>4137
>If government was on the side of the employer they would be allowed to fire all strikers with no severance and hire replacement workers with no minimum wage
And this was the case for a long time until capital was forced to concede basic rights to workers in the face of massive unrest. Those in power would love a complete dictatorship of the bourgeoisie like there was during much of the 19th century. However due to the collective power of workers channelled through organised labour, it is impossible to strip workers of their basic rights.
>I accept your underlying point that government don't really care about the people. Government doesn't care about industry either though.
Well who do they represent in your mind?

>>4138
This is a different anon to who you were replying to but I agree with all his points.
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 No.4143

>>4138
>why do you think those laws are there in the first place?
Because government is not 100% on the side of industry as you claim.

>the """bribe""" can't even fucking keep up with inflation
Inflation is how they pay for the brides. Keynesian economics is not a perpetual motion machine it is a snake eating its own tail.

>>4139
>And this was the case for a long time until capital was forced to concede basic rights to workers in the face of massive unrest.
What specific timeline are you implying exists here?

>However due to the collective power of workers channelled through organised labour, it is impossible to strip workers of their basic rights.
Except it's the government that gave you these "rights" and many things happened to restructure the nature of government in the 20th century including universal suffrage, bretton woods and the cold war.

Or if you want to look at it another way, tell me what happens when workers go on strike in china or russia? Does the economy grind to a halt until the porkies concede "basic rights" or does something else happen?
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