No.9637[Reply]
I had no real knowledge or interest in drones so I skimmed some forums and military articles for buzzwords. I also set up a fake Linkedin for myself lying about being exmilitary, employed by [redacted war crime company] and super excited to go to the conference.
There were some pretty women there. Some were there for marketing, paid to promote products. Non-targets. We're looking for the attendees. Actually, the opposite. They're looking for me. Because I might have access to confidential information.
Holy shit. I didn't know if it would work but holy shit. It took like fifteen minutes before someone seduced me. I wonder if there was a cuck-corner spotter who ID'd me as soon as arrived. Solid 8/10, subtle enough that others might not have noticed their little gestures and fake enthusiasm, but once you're looking for it, it's clear. I could have talked about fucking My Little Pony characters and they would have played along. On one hand it feels kind of gross being manipulated, on the other hand it's also fun to be doing the same back to them. But despite that, it just viscerally feels good to have someone interested in you this much. Again, it also feels bad knowing it's all a lie, but those little tricks are still powerful even when you recognize them.
Gave her my fake business card with my burner SIM and she called up later in the conference to invite me to a bar. Quickly became physical, ended up making out before she 'had to leave' but said she set up a dinner date later in the week.
Threw away the SIM and took down the LinkedIn because I don't actually have verifiable military secrets so I'm obviously not getting laid.