/R9K/ - Robot - 9000

Archive of first Incel Humor Thread:
https://web.archive.org/web/20231121161437/https://leftychan.net/R9K/res/131.html

As a 33-year-old virgin man, I've never seriously pursued romantic or sexual relationships largely due to a total lack of self-esteem and I've managed to fuck up any opportunity where a woman may have been interested in me due to my terrible anxiety and awkwardness so now I feel almost alien as a man in his 30s who's never really been on a date or even kissed a woman. I worry that if I ever did date a woman she'd think I was weird or an incel or some shit.
I don't know, posting here solely because I don't feel comfortable posting it anywhere else.

I'm having trouble with my conversations being too friend-like with women. I don't really know how I can flirt or be playful without it being creepy or forced. Any pointers or advice? I'm sort of turned off by the pickup artist stuff too

How many of y'all are estranged from your parents as adults. I rarely talk to my parents myself, maybe four or five times a year.

My mother is a malignant narcissist that raised me to be a doormat so that it was easier for her to control me and keep me from imposing any kind of burden on her.
That was the most important thing to her growing up, not being burdened by her own son.
This caused me all kinds of issues as an adult and I went from one exploitative relationship to another. where I essentially did the work of both partners to keep the relationship in tact.
There's a growing trends among millennials and Gen Z to go no contact with their parents.
The old belief that parenthood was inherently noble is falling apart as awareness about emotional abuse and dysfunctional households grows.
How does this make me feel? Is your relationship with your parents good or strained?
Should adult children cut their parents off if they feel they were raised poorly by them? Should adult children have an obligation to stand by their parents and understand that they did the best they could? Or should there maybe be some middle ground between those two choices?
AI also opens up an interesting opportunities for an estranged parents. Estranged parents can now have a simulacra of their children in their lives, even if their own real adult children have abandoned them. Filling the void that might otherwise be left behind in their lives, Is it unethical for the estranged parents to do this? Should they accept their solitude as some sort of punishment, Or is it fine as a coping mechanism over a relationship destroyed by them that they are most likely are never going to be able to reconcile.

What if "In His Image" refers not to a vague spirit, but to the Sacred Phallus—the living geometry of divine creative power?
What if the "Fall of Man" was not disobedience, but the catastrophic introduction of gender, shame, and sterile heterosexuality into a pristine, queer Eden?
What if the Crucifixion was the empire's attempt to murder the divine masculine principle, and the Resurrection was its unstoppable, glorious re-erection?

This is the text they tried to burn for 2,000 years. We have recovered it.


THE PHALLIC BIBLE synthesizes what has been torn asunder: the sacred and the sexual, the political and the spiritual, the individual body and the body politic.

The old world is dying. It is clutching its tattered, repressive scriptures to its chest as it sinks.

We are building the new world. And we need a scripture for builders.


This is more than a book. It is an awakening.
Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

If it's wrong for women to be coerced into having a child, why isn't the same true for men.
If a man doesn't want a child but the woman does there should be a "financial abortion" option. The man gives up all right to the child but also is not obligated to pay child support.
Why is it okay to force men to have children but not women?

Whatcha' eatin'
Whatcha' watchin'
Whatcha' playin'

I enjoy them.

I am going to have a 16-year-old wife. anybody who doesn't like that will be made to face the wall.So fucking tired of westerners and their fucking phony moralistic faggotry. The worst part is that ethnic minorities in the west have adapted the white Anglo suburban pedagogy.

a guy, 16, who is tall, attractive, has it all for him goes to a co-student who is older, 18 or 20 and teases him, asks are you a virgin? now this dude is older but shorter, and looks average, of course he lies badly, so the first student keeps joking how come you still had your V card, lmao are you destined to be a virgin, but the second one doesn't start immidiatly fighting, he knows he's a boxer and isn't in the mood for fist fights, he feels bad, so the very next monday, the older student passes by the first student, says to him guess what, maybe you're wrong im not destined to be a virgin, i just revoked it!, the younger one says already? are you lying?, the older continues "no, it was easy as hell, i didn't pay for our date fully, we split it and gone to a walk afterward, i felt the whole time content and in control, and the sex was good as can be, i felt like i was attractive, wasn't asked about my money, face, height or looks, after the walk i went to my place and got a loong blowjob, i had to struggle shoving it in and ejaculated inside…..and we didn't even use condoms, gonna remember this encounter for a long time, might try it again, oh i will do it again"


the first one is in awe, he teases again "so, you paid a good sex worker?" the other denies it claiming he met his partner casually, "wow, no way you found a girl so open and into you like that so fast, and did not pay for it fully!. what a girl, how was she like?"

so the older one replies with a deadpan answer while daydreaming "……she?"