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 No.7678[Reply]

Left Falun Gong Thread

Discuss Leftwing Falun Gongism


Facts:
- earth got destroyed 81 times with science & technology starting anew each time
- modern science & technology come from aliens
- aliens are already impersonating humans on earth
- aliens abduct & experiment humans bc "humans have a perfect body"
- aliens' ultimate goal is to control & replace humans
- aliens made a 2 billion year old nuclear reactor in Africa
- evolution is a lie & atheists go to hell
- mixed children are "spawn of Dharma-ending period" and go to hell - "Spain was the vanguard for mixing the human races"

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 No.7685

>>7684
Why do the aliens only come out at night?
Why do they never show themselves to humans without putting them into a hypnotized state?
Why do they know so much about human history?
Why do they talk in religious language?
Why do they have to ability to communicate telepathically without any technological aid?
Why do they have the ability to neurologically control humans without technological aid?
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 No.7687

>>7682
>Of course there is not just one reason. The biggest cause of society’s change today is that people no longer believe in orthodox religion. They go to church, but they no longer believe in God. They feel free to do anything.


Oh boy another one of those kind of people.
Imo, people always used religion to rationalise doing their wrong.
And people feel less free now than ever.
Also, if I can be honest, most people never really believed in God, they just hoped there was a God
If you rely on religion as a moral compass, then you're not really strong-minded at all
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 No.7696

>>7678
Shoo, homo, shoo!
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 No.7726

>>7696
Falun Gong isn't homophobic. Falun Gong’s views on sexual ethics closely resemble those of other major religions, including Buddhism and Christianity. Essentially, it teaches that sex should be reserved for monogamous, heterosexual marriage.

Homosexual behaviour is therefore discouraged, along with pre-marital and extra-marital sex. These behaviour are essentially considered sinful, they generate negative “karma”.
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 No.7912[Reply]

Everyone. i'm gonna go poop
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 No.7914

fuick this website

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 No.6349[Reply]

Perving at girls in skimpy clothing is one of my favorite pastimes in this hellish life.

FUCK JOE BIDEN for taking this away from me.
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 No.6362

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last one for now
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 No.6389

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 No.6442

I have coomed so much that this thread does nothing for me.
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 No.6485

>>6442
I'm sorry to hear that. Have you ever tried abstaining so you can reset your mind?
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 No.7911

FUCK FUCK FUCK!
I gotta download and back up all my favorite clips.
Fuck!

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 No.7884[Reply]

Anybody else excited for the New Year so you can be a New You?

Discuss, for example, resolutions, etc.
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 No.7886

I'm going to lose weight. I'm going to hit the gym hard but even if that doesn't work I'm going to get on GLP-1.
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 No.7889

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>>7886
>I'm going to lose weight. I'm going to hit the gym hard
Can't wait for this years comic from /fit/.
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 No.7908

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 No.7909

I'm going to have to get a job. And it's going to suck.
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 No.7910

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 No.7894[Reply]

>The woman, the weapon of the world.
<Euripides
>Just as the female ant after coition loses her wings, which then become superfluous, nay, dangerous for breeding purposes, so for the most part does a woman lose her beauty after giving birth to one or two children; and probably for the same reasons
<Arthur Schopenhauer
>A woman is a curse, but her charms are stronger than a curse
<Hesiod
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 No.7901

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>>7894
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 No.7903

those quotes sound like theyre made by men whom were to easily mystified of women.

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 No.7850[Reply]

Thoughts on Indigenous people joining the US army?
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 No.7853

Military(normatively) coerces those that are in the less "well off" layers of the working class.
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 No.7882

Native American women have the worst white fever in the world and will do anything for white dick including fight for porky.
I guess it can't be helped from all the trauma they've experienced.

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 No.7867[Reply]

Semen retention magick. Is it real?
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 No.7868

American women are Satan incarnate.
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 No.7870

an attempt to trick low value men
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 No.7881

No, just spooked Protestant work ethic bullshit. You'll boost your testosterone way note by losing weight and gym maxxing than not baiting
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 No.7917

>>7870
>low value men
This is why you're incel

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 No.7876[Reply]

>join the army to get girls they said …
>join the army to support your family they said…
>Got cucked by US Military
>Got cucked by family
>Got cucked out of his compensation money being forced to give it to his whore wife
THIS IS THE LIFE OF A PROLE UNDER CAPITALISM
WHO THE FUCK SUPPORTS THIS SYSTEM
IF YOU ARE RETARDED ENOUGH TO FIGHT FOR CAPITALISM YOU DESERVE ALL OF THIS
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 No.7879

He should've defected to the Koreans and left his whore wife to fend for herself back home.

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 No.7869[Reply]

Men have declared spiritual jihad on women and it shows as they slowly begin to lose it. The real gender war has begun, not the fake one with countless pronouns that is being shilled everywhere in the media, but the real gender war between man and woman.
Women are about to learn a harsh lesson.

Don't talk to women, don't help them, don't ask them out, don't have dating apps, don't interact with them. If a woman approaches you be nice and respectful but do not flirt or overtly joke, treat them as an equal man and then leave after the reason for the conversation is over. If a girl comes up to you and flirts kindly turn her down, if she asks you out suddenly say no thank you, don't make up a reason she only has agency because of some external reason not because she likes you. Be vague when talking about your life or weekend plans, anything you do or do with them like hooking up will be picked apart and analyzed by her and her online friends.

If men can't display a modicum of power over society, this world and women, then I guess they don't hold much power at all.

You are a traitor and not helping anyone if you fall for their tricks.
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 No.7871

It's lowkey hot that she was a racist 4chud. She would spit on me and shit

I would let her bleach my children
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 No.7872

>>7869
<DO NOT TALK TO WOMEN
<DO NOT MAKE FRIENDS, PROLE
<DO NOT ORGANIZE
Thanks for the protip Mr Federal agent!
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 No.7873

>>7872
u and me both
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 No.7874

>mass shooter
>only kills two fat chicks
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 No.7875

>>7874
they count as 5
you get triple points for shooting fat people

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 No.4391[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Archive of first Incel Humor Thread:
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 No.7783

>>7776
She will never exist in oure form if shes born
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