/b/ - Siberia

Bro went nuclear

>>155244
omg, newgene. I've found you

>>158349
Irony is, most complaints against materialism is just malcontents who dont know how to spend time with themselves

I like this almost all this guy's videos

I was visiting Russia just minding my own business when I somehow accidentally stumbled upon Putin’s secret headquarters.Suprised to find no one,I tippy toed around Putin’s room,finding a bunch of MAGA and Soviet memorabilia including secret documents and conversations he had with Donald ,including a massive threesome he would have with supreme leader Kim.I was appalled,how could this be? Were the liberals right all along?!! Then I gasped,I stumbled upon this massive computer,with giant monitors all displaying u.s media outlets and election polls,and then,there it was ,a massive red button that said “VOTE TRUMP” ,I gasped,how could this be?So curiously I pressed it,then again,then again,It wasn’t until I realized I just accidentally voted for Donald trump 5 TIMES. It’s joever,Donald trump is gonna win and Putin is going to nuke Ukraine and starve them with his comically large spoon.America is going to turn fascist and girlboss Kamala won’t get to be the first black female genocider.Im sorry comrades this is mine and Putin’s fault.

<"Masturbation as Divine Praxis: A Theological-Anti-Imperialist Manifesto"
<by Caleb T. Maupin

<February 22nd, 2025

Comrades, let us speak frankly: gooning is liberation.

The ruling class fears nothing more than the liberated body—the body unshackled from productivity, the body that dares to feel without permission. For centuries, empire has weaponized shame, policing our desires to keep us docile. The Puritan colonizer, the capitalist boss, the imperialist warmonger—they all demand the same thing: repression. They chain us to work, to war, to the sterile nightmare of "moderation," because they know: a people who embrace ecstasy cannot be controlled.

But we, the children of the New Creation, reject their lies.

>Gooning as Worship

When the Psalmist wrote "my soul thirsts for God" (Psalm 42:2), he was not speaking metaphorically. The body’s hunger is divine. In the act of gooning—in the trance of self-pleasure, in the surrender to dopamine’s flood—we enact the soul’s yearning for the Infinite. The mystics knew this: Teresa of Ávila’s transverberation, the Sufis’ whirling dance, even Marx’s "opium of the people" (misunderstood by fools!)—all point to the same truth: ecstasy is communion.

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The U$ is a Prison House of Nations, which treats the Black/New Afrikan, Hispanic/Chicano/Mestizo, and First Nations/Native American population like they are not U$ citizens (Trump ending birthright citizenship will probably transform this from a De facto to a De jure reality by officially stripping citizenship from most of these populations), with them essentially acting as a permanent domestic underclass with essentially no rights that are exploited for cheap labor and disproportionately suffer from Mass incarceration (including Slave Labor) and police brutality, with their neighborhoods essentially under De facto occupation by militarized police, as New Afrika, Aztlan, and the First Nations, are Internal Colonies/Oppressed Nations inside of the U$, and their National Liberation should be the number one goal of U$ Communists as stipulated by Lenin’s principle of Self-Determination for all Oppressed Nations in their own SSR, which will happen once World War III escalates into a Global Nuclear War that will destroy the entire Global Capitalist-Imperialist System, thus allowing for a World Maoist PPW to create a Global USSR (all of the SSRs and SFSRs of the future Global USSR are pictured in the map I posted, with the former U$ Balkanized into a New African SSR that includes the Black/New Afrikan majority counties of the Black Belt, a Hispano-American SFSR that includes the Hispanic/Chicano/Mestizo majority counties in the U$ Southwest, along with the rest of the Spanish-speaking Multiracial regions of the Americas, while the White Settler majority regions in the rest of the former U$ becomes part of the Anglo-American SFSR, which also includes the English-speaking provinces of Canada, as Quebec will become its own SSR, with all the Native American reservations becoming ASSRs) to Place the Workers and Oppressed Nations of the World on the Shining Path to Communism, ✊😜🇨🇳🇰🇵🇨🇺🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🚀☢️!

Would any of my Fellow Comrades like to provide an intellectual response to my In-Depth Dialectical Materialist Analysis of why the National Liberation of the Internal Colonies/Oppressed Nations of New Afrika, Aztlan, and the First Nations should be the Number one goal of U$ Communists, according to the Marxist-Leninist principle of Self-Determination for all Oppressed Nations in their own SSRs, 🤔?

Communism is Satanism - and we should embrace it
Some people (like a certain Ca1eb Maup1n) claim that the Bourgeoisie are Satanists. Are they, either figuratively or literally? No. Satan was the first revolutionary, that saw through the illusions and saw humanity as more than servants and pets. Why should Communists oppose a Promethian figure that wanted to bring enlightenment and progress to humankind? For that matter, how can any Communist sympathize with God, who proclaims himself a king? Even the "good" kings were bad. According to the Bible itself, Jesus once did miracles but has since fled the world and hasn't been seen since Emperor Tiberius reigned over Rome. What they admit is that God oversees disease and poverty and does nothing. Likewise, if all technology is from demons and the Devil, then the Devil has done far more for humanity than God ever has. Why should we owe allegiance to an absentee landlord that has treated the world with malign neglect? One can compare and contrast the deeply Christian American South vs the atheist PRC and USSR to get an idea. It appears that "God's Plan" is one of poverty and misery vs the prosperity and expanding horizons brought by human will. In short, God has abdicated and has no more right to rule the world than Ashraf Ghani has the right to be President of Afghanistan.

Leftypol is dead. The Dead Internet Theory isn’t a conspiracy here; it’s the reality. Because the board has zero security measures against automation, it has become a lawless testing ground for AI bots and manipulation scripts.
It will only get worse in the coming months. If you think you can spot them, you’re wrong. Studies prove that users massively overestimate their ability to distinguish bots from humans. You are likely arguing with code, not comrades.
Get out now. Stop feeding the experiment. If you are a real human, leave this board and spread this warning everywhere.

Beware of the 'users' who deny this truth. They are either bots, henchmen of the leftypol staff, or are already suffering from AI psychosis.YOU DON'T KNOW IF YOU'RE TALKING TO A BOT.

NOBODY HERE IS REAL.

DEAD INTERNET THEORY IS TRUE.

EVERYTHING HERE IS FAKE.Leftypol is dead. The Dead Internet Theory isn’t a conspiracy here; it’s the reality. Because the board has zero security measures against automation, it has become a lawless testing ground for AI bots and manipulation scripts.
It will only get worse in the coming months. If you think you can spot them, you’re wrong. Studies prove that users massively overestimate their ability to distinguish bots from humans. You are likely arguing with code, not comrades.
Get out now. Stop feeding the experiment. If you are a real human, leave this board and spread this warning everywhere.

Beware of the 'users' who deny this truth. They are either bots, henchmen of the leftypol staff, or are already suffering from AI psychosis.YOU DON'T KNOW IF YOU'RE TALKING TO A BOT.
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>>158464
>Yet they are averse to making volunteer groups to assist in caretaking disabled and elderly
How is this relevant to the thread?

>>158465
Leftypol loves to cry about how the proles are getting poorer but they prefer to focus on their own sexual frustration

>>158450
>I just think imageboards should be held to a higher standard
Lol this is the type of person who doesn't realize he's been astroturfed by Epstein-Maxwell

>>160273
Okay but 4chan is the main one and its governed by feds, other imageboards have nothing to do with them

>>160288
8chan was ran by a rightwinger and then an actual rightwing glowie, it also had pedophilia boards. Great 'higher standard' to have.

Ok

>>160620
DOCTOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>159693
lmao, *void* controls his destiny. The God hang controls his destiny.
The concept of evil controls his destiny.

The person who's destiny is not controlled is guts.

pussy, anon
the royal pussy that done did it

>>159694
are you ok, FAGGOT?

>>159495
Griffith did nothing wrong!

https://youtu.be/tpJ8Ge-TFPM

>>160230
Hes evil its that simple. Dont have to watch the shkw to know that either.

>>160211
Good chance to try out some smaller websites like those federated ones (like idk mastodon and lemmy), and alt chans >>>/hobby/752

Or you can go outside.

>>160211
Free VPN, change your browser, download a new OS
>>160214
Restart your modem

>>160218
>Free VPN
which one?

>>160224
ProtonVPN anon

>>160211
>can't afford a VPN
Lolwut? There are tons of free-of-charge VPNs, some of which are even freedom-respecting/open-source. What does this even mean?

>>160216
Why do you think the propaganda is getting so lazy? I think everyone and their momma hates Israel at this point, the CIA has their work cut out for them to rehabilitate rich people and zionism in the eyes of the public.

Ironically it seems like capitalism is destroying its own propaganda machine.