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<"Masturbation as Divine Praxis: A Theological-Anti-Imperialist Manifesto"
<by Caleb T. Maupin

<February 22nd, 2025

Comrades, let us speak frankly: gooning is liberation.

The ruling class fears nothing more than the liberated body—the body unshackled from productivity, the body that dares to feel without permission. For centuries, empire has weaponized shame, policing our desires to keep us docile. The Puritan colonizer, the capitalist boss, the imperialist warmonger—they all demand the same thing: repression. They chain us to work, to war, to the sterile nightmare of "moderation," because they know: a people who embrace ecstasy cannot be controlled.

But we, the children of the New Creation, reject their lies.

>Gooning as Worship

When the Psalmist wrote "my soul thirsts for God" (Psalm 42:2), he was not speaking metaphorically. The body’s hunger is divine. In the act of gooning—in the trance of self-pleasure, in the surrender to dopamine’s flood—we enact the soul’s yearning for the Infinite. The mystics knew this: Teresa of Ávila’s transverberation, the Sufis’ whirling dance, even Marx’s "opium of the people" (misunderstood by fools!)—all point to the same truth: ecstasy is communion.

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The U$ is a Prison House of Nations, which treats the Black/New Afrikan, Hispanic/Chicano/Mestizo, and First Nations/Native American population like they are not U$ citizens (Trump ending birthright citizenship will probably transform this from a De facto to a De jure reality by officially stripping citizenship from most of these populations), with them essentially acting as a permanent domestic underclass with essentially no rights that are exploited for cheap labor and disproportionately suffer from Mass incarceration (including Slave Labor) and police brutality, with their neighborhoods essentially under De facto occupation by militarized police, as New Afrika, Aztlan, and the First Nations, are Internal Colonies/Oppressed Nations inside of the U$, and their National Liberation should be the number one goal of U$ Communists as stipulated by Lenin’s principle of Self-Determination for all Oppressed Nations in their own SSR, which will happen once World War III escalates into a Global Nuclear War that will destroy the entire Global Capitalist-Imperialist System, thus allowing for a World Maoist PPW to create a Global USSR (all of the SSRs and SFSRs of the future Global USSR are pictured in the map I posted, with the former U$ Balkanized into a New African SSR that includes the Black/New Afrikan majority counties of the Black Belt, a Hispano-American SFSR that includes the Hispanic/Chicano/Mestizo majority counties in the U$ Southwest, along with the rest of the Spanish-speaking Multiracial regions of the Americas, while the White Settler majority regions in the rest of the former U$ becomes part of the Anglo-American SFSR, which also includes the English-speaking provinces of Canada, as Quebec will become its own SSR, with all the Native American reservations becoming ASSRs) to Place the Workers and Oppressed Nations of the World on the Shining Path to Communism, ✊😜🇨🇳🇰🇵🇨🇺🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🚀☢️!

Would any of my Fellow Comrades like to provide an intellectual response to my In-Depth Dialectical Materialist Analysis of why the National Liberation of the Internal Colonies/Oppressed Nations of New Afrika, Aztlan, and the First Nations should be the Number one goal of U$ Communists, according to the Marxist-Leninist principle of Self-Determination for all Oppressed Nations in their own SSRs, 🤔?

Communism is Satanism - and we should embrace it
Some people (like a certain Ca1eb Maup1n) claim that the Bourgeoisie are Satanists. Are they, either figuratively or literally? No. Satan was the first revolutionary, that saw through the illusions and saw humanity as more than servants and pets. Why should Communists oppose a Promethian figure that wanted to bring enlightenment and progress to humankind? For that matter, how can any Communist sympathize with God, who proclaims himself a king? Even the "good" kings were bad. According to the Bible itself, Jesus once did miracles but has since fled the world and hasn't been seen since Emperor Tiberius reigned over Rome. What they admit is that God oversees disease and poverty and does nothing. Likewise, if all technology is from demons and the Devil, then the Devil has done far more for humanity than God ever has. Why should we owe allegiance to an absentee landlord that has treated the world with malign neglect? One can compare and contrast the deeply Christian American South vs the atheist PRC and USSR to get an idea. It appears that "God's Plan" is one of poverty and misery vs the prosperity and expanding horizons brought by human will. In short, God has abdicated and has no more right to rule the world than Ashraf Ghani has the right to be President of Afghanistan.

Leftypol is dead. The Dead Internet Theory isn’t a conspiracy here; it’s the reality. Because the board has zero security measures against automation, it has become a lawless testing ground for AI bots and manipulation scripts.
It will only get worse in the coming months. If you think you can spot them, you’re wrong. Studies prove that users massively overestimate their ability to distinguish bots from humans. You are likely arguing with code, not comrades.
Get out now. Stop feeding the experiment. If you are a real human, leave this board and spread this warning everywhere.

Beware of the 'users' who deny this truth. They are either bots, henchmen of the leftypol staff, or are already suffering from AI psychosis.YOU DON'T KNOW IF YOU'RE TALKING TO A BOT.

NOBODY HERE IS REAL.

DEAD INTERNET THEORY IS TRUE.

EVERYTHING HERE IS FAKE.Leftypol is dead. The Dead Internet Theory isn’t a conspiracy here; it’s the reality. Because the board has zero security measures against automation, it has become a lawless testing ground for AI bots and manipulation scripts.
It will only get worse in the coming months. If you think you can spot them, you’re wrong. Studies prove that users massively overestimate their ability to distinguish bots from humans. You are likely arguing with code, not comrades.
Get out now. Stop feeding the experiment. If you are a real human, leave this board and spread this warning everywhere.

Beware of the 'users' who deny this truth. They are either bots, henchmen of the leftypol staff, or are already suffering from AI psychosis.YOU DON'T KNOW IF YOU'RE TALKING TO A BOT.
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This website and all the groups associated with it bastardize everything Bordiga stood for. Any real adherent to the communist left can only condemn this guy wrenching obscenity. You all shit on Bordiga and his legacy. You clowns are engaged in the most despicable form of hero worship combined with brainless idolatry.  Bordiga dedicated his life to a Party, to defense of the Party and did not conceive of any revolutionary work outside of that organ. He spent his life opposing hero worship and being made into somekind of genius. You have created here a literal cult of personality masked by some sort of post-modernist post-ironic highly only BS but in reality it really is the joke you pretend to be. Thank god most of you don't bother joining the Party because you could t handle it with your childish circle mentality. All you can do is complain and whine that the Party isn't what you want it to be and sit in your comfortable individualist despair. You fools here work in conjunction with the efforts of bourgeois academia in presenting him and his efforts as that of an individual thinker. You pick and pull what you like from it, and sit back generating a deplorable defeatist little bog completely endowed with a fatalistic circle mentality. Just know that this effort is completely at odds with actual "bordigsm" in every way imaginable. This is completely the work of a bunch of poorly read, opportunist, intellectually dishonest interlopers.

>>161276
Lolis will be raped

Why aren't there more Leftwing rapists? I think more Leftwing representation is needed in this department.

Egads … this sucks

And yet you accuse the right of sociopathy for suggesting the same thing.

sage

>>161971
I reiterate my question.

>>161974
You're a tough guy, aren't you. You probably wear a hat and type all this out in your freezing apartment.

>>161974
The wagie is angry because he has to go to work tomorrow

>>161977
Of course you're unemployed lol

>>161981
>muh solipsism
Nooo there's no way people would post stuff that I personally wouldn't post, like that's crazy???

>>161982
It's not solipsism to say that you "two" post the same kind of inanities and derailments all the time.

>>161984
Why are my posts compared to Newgene in a negative way, while hipster-leftist-loser posting is praised and revered?

>>161978
Fuck me where? Aren't you incels having problems getting lucky?

Also, it's funny you call me an ignorant ass-pussy, considering you cannot even attain that for your gratification.
You cannot even pull bitches.

>>161984
Can you post any examples of such incidents happening?

>>161985
Because most "serious leftists" are into self-deprecation as a virtue.
They think that they should be rewarded for willful mediocrity in the stead of being "bourgeois leeches".

No one wanted to address this

Trust the psych science, you guys

>>158450
>I just think imageboards should be held to a higher standard
Lol this is the type of person who doesn't realize he's been astroturfed by Epstein-Maxwell

>>160273
Okay but 4chan is the main one and its governed by feds, other imageboards have nothing to do with them

>>160288
8chan was ran by a rightwinger and then an actual rightwing glowie, it also had pedophilia boards. Great 'higher standard' to have.

Not to defend Ogre but Utopian Socialists made money

>>161980
yeah, for a meaningful purpose

Why aren't there there Owenists like there are Marxists and Marxist-Leninists?

>>160207
Owen was a really good and cool guy who had a significant impact on socialists including Marx and Engels but he was not the author of a serious political movement that transcended his circumstances
in general the Utopians believed that their visions would not come about in a properly political way
rather, the hope was that those with power would see what great and interesting things they were doing for the benefit of everyone and would adopt it voluntarily and implement it across society

Bump for a real one and a based current known as utopian socialism.

>>160208
It's over…

>>160355
i personally advocate for a temporary and self-critical return to Utopian socialism
socialists are really fucking pathetic right now, they desperately need good ideas and some people just dont get it without hard evidence, there really is a material effect to belief
still as far as politics goes, Utopianism wont help
you're be better off listening to Chris Cutrone (as arrogant as that fucker is) when it comes to politics

Why is Utopian Socialism looked down upon while American Blacks attempting to control their own communities as the Black Panthers is praised and revered?

Becaused of rat goblin people?

Wrong.  That's why workers can afford the means of subsistence despite the rate of profit being in the tank.  They can't afford healthcare, because they have a private healthcare system that prioritizes proifts at the expense of customers, which is how capitalist enterprises always operate.

We need to abolish healthcare and go back to the natural way.

>>161826
Have you ever met a white person?

>>161830
Nope. Not once

Then why are white women looked down upon, even by some white males?

>>161966
Because you touch yourself at night.

>>161967
Amber Heard is INNOCENT.

>>161301
Honestly, reproductive disability is the best kind of disability to have.

Would you rather have fertile people that have strong carrier genes for developmental disorders?

I really try not to, but, I am horny.

Have children … use/diy sustainable tech … stew/soup are the solution :)

Non let anything get in the way of having children!

Quantum madness erupts when you doubt/change any ideas of having offspring ;)

Analogue/Actuate a relationship/conversation/meeting with "porn actress" … porn is people too?

>>161323
>I wasn't going to have kids anyways.
How did you investigate that materially? Lol, pure idealism..